MOVED to @no1canbreakyou

DON'T FOLLOW THIS ONE FOLLOW @no1canbreakyou

[ll-retrorobot-ll]

Oops, all orb

[anomaly-beans]

Fuck you, man. Scrambles your dna and turns you into something that looks human and acts human but everyone around you knows you aren't.

[catcrumb]

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[academicssay]

[alexaloraetheris]

Also, I hope the robber and the owner became friends and joined a book club together.

[super-metroid]

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

[averysoftsheep]

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

[roach-works]

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

[fadeverb]

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

[heroofthreefaces]

my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke

replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man

[trickstertime]

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

[cat-with-no-name]

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

[marlynnofmany]

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

[trashpandas3000]

Artwork by PaintDust

[escuerzoresucitado]

[babbybones]

The Spamton Novelty Fishing Lure

(id in alt text)

[catcrumb]

[nyxfaei]

Stuffed animals will see a crack between the bed and the wall and go “is anyone gonna fall into that?” And not wait for an answer

[catcrumb]

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

[boeing747]

5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it's when the walls are at their softest

[despazito]

[andyouwillneverleave]

apparently computers do dream of electric sheep

[despazito]

I’m glad that my hard drive dying got 79k funnyman points

[catcrumb]

[bizarreauhavre]