† ♥

Beat it, Brian.

[chinchilla-lab]

うちのポケモン

[unusualrussia]

[thecurmudgeon-deactivated201611]

I identify with the wizard Howl because if *I* had magical powers I would use them to get better hair, evade taxes, make computer games for my nieces and nephews, use aliases that imply I’m related to King Arthur, spend at least half my life as a literal toddler and discover alternate planes of reality so that I could flirt with the girls there.

[goodposter]

[paxamericana]

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.

[pleatedjeans]

3 years later… [x]

[charleydriftwood]

Projected Timeline of Global Warming

2030: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin

2100: The water’s getting warm, so we might as well swim

2250: My world’s on fire

[avatarstateyipyip]

3000: Not much has changed but we live under water

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

[the-bluespirit]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

freak on a leash

[princess-peachie]

[chinchilla-lab]

ガニ股で魔女のような嫁に対して、内股の夫。

[mothmansbignaturals]

when your straight friend shows you a picture of a mediocre guy and is like “isn’t he hot??” and it feels like a dystopia interrogation answer wrong and you will fail the Test™

[sleepyclover-blog]

people are allowed to leave you. people are allowed to break up with you. people are allowed to love you but not want to be with you. people are allowed to not want to talk to you. people are allowed to put their happiness before yours and do what makes them happy even if it does not include you. people are allowed to move on from you. people are allowed to fall in love with someone else. people are allowed to not want you in their life. people are allowed to do whatever they want to better themselves and become the version of themselves they are trying so hard to love. don’t be bitter towards someone who is only trying to be happy.

[stilljewelzz]

I feel like this POV does not get enough voice.

[bigstinkman-deactivated20191122]

here i am

[camalilium]

when ur parents have guests over and u can hear them talking about u in the next room