adios puta

pee pee poo poo

[africanita]

[copperbooms]

the bible says adam and eve so if ur name’s not one of those u can’t be in a relationship sorry it’s a sin

[nom-food]

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS

AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK

LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK

YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS

YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION

THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST

[toss-a-coin-to-your-daddy-j]

wow don’t piss this guy off, he gets this worked up over a damn oreo. 

[sugarvenoms-deactivated20150816]

OMG 

[savannug]

my life will never be the same again

[ghostybutts-deactivated20131018]

uh huh

sure

[secreteggplantbaby]

[leslieseuffert]

Pavel Guzenko

“They say that the human hand is the hardest thing to draw. While it may very well be true, it’s the eyes that draw my attention the most. Ukrainian artist Pavel Guzenko manages to capture the glimmering gaze of the human eye with his impressionist technique. Each shimmering orb depicts a remarkable reflective surface, truly capturing the sparkle in one’s eye. Guzenko, who lives and works in Kiev, began his artistic career as a designer but has pursued his professional path in painting since 2006. The oil painter has a rich color palette that is evident in the body of his work that goes beyond the confines of the human eye. Each painting employs the talented artist’s quick brushstrokes that aren’t concerned so much with fine detailing as capturing the dynamic essence of the image.”

[archivedoldblog-deactivated2017]

if we’re friends my bitchy posts don’t count towards you ok our bond saves you from my extreme judgement

[titoocombe]

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

the wheels on the bus go fuck yourself

[an-egg-deactivated20130705]

NO  WGAT THEF FUCK NO:?

[townsvillain-deactivated2013121]

Bambi Mpreg

[just-another-detective-boy]

Every time I see this picture, I think that Conan has hands for feet and is the one driving while he wears fabulous white pants.

[jimmykudos-deactivated20150608]

this is my favorite fucken image

[clubpenguln-deactivated20130825]

i wonder if cows get crushes on other cows

[im-moving-yo-blog]

[sarahdotcom]

… those would all be females. Cows… are girls. Bulls are boys. GET YOUR HERD ANIMAL FACTS STRAIGHT.

[im-moving-yo-blog]

why cant cows be transgender you pretentious cuntburger

[b-azzz]

‘whats shipping’

[spookytango-old-deactivated2016]

i’M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT

OK I GOT THIS EXTENSION STAYFOCUSD THAT STOPS ME FROM BROWSING SITES MORE THAN A SET AMOUNT EACH DAY AND I ACCIDENTALLY SET IT TO 10 MINUTES PER 24 HOURS WHICH WAS WAY DRACONIAN AND I DIDNT NOTICE ‘TIL THE 60 SECOND COUNTER WAS GOING AND

SO I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER RIGHT AFTER ALL THAT BUT NO

IT OPENED THIS FUCKING PAGE

GOD

DAMN

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

brilliant

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

i have been tired for the past 5 years

[gone-at-sea]

punchbowl falls by Intrepidation on Flickr.

[noctilae]

b ye

[officerwhoopsie-deactivated2013]