Red Velvet Is My Waifu

hAHa

[weeping-wandrian]

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

[zeplerfer]

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

[wantcookie]

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

[carefulpyromancer]

[teaboot]

So… Theoretically… I could yerd a whipjack for letting my unlingable balbriggan end up in a roddikin

[mcrkin]

[nocturalbatbat]

last one high-key me

[nocturalbatbat]

@totemonotgabenuwu posstttttt

[foofieshedevil]

I kinda just feel like crying. People have been trying to make me feel better but I can’t and I don’t know why. My older guy friend was trying to text me to give me advice and all I could think of is how I’m making his day worse. Everyone around me already has a hard enough time without me being a whiny bitch and yet I am one anyway. They would probably be happier in the long run if I hadn’t been their friend but I’m selfish enough to not leave. I’m mean to people all the fucking time and by now I just don’t know how to stop. I told my crush, who we will call cracker for now, about his and he challenged me to try and be nice and I just can’t. I really really wish I could. Not like anybody really cares anyways since nothing did change. If there’s nothing showing it happened,most people won’t believe it did.

#rant #sorry you got to be depressed by me #lets all go cry together #i kinda just want a hug but like whatever

[nocturalbatbat]

I wouldn't be happier without you, if you weren't my friend I would be undereating way more Than I am now, you shouldn't be like that

Your problems still matter, and @totemonotgabenuwu and I care about you alot, more than you think

Don't cry over me, I'm not worth crying over

I can hug u even if we look like bitches who can't live without their phones for 5 seconds.

[nocturalbatbat]

Why can't I do something right for once

I'm so hypocritical all the time, I undereat but I still worry about everyone else when they do the same im so trash. I want to cry but there's so many people here who would make fun of me for it

Why do I ruin things for everyone else, I can't even make people happy at all everyone is just sad because of me

I don't even know why people stay my friend, I don't deserve it

Y'all would be happier without me

-Bat

[nocturalbatbat]

Hey y'all

What do I do in this situation I have nothing to do

I sorta regert not bringing laptop bae and I am angary

Some bitch better come and tell me what to do

I don't want to give in and read smut lol

[nocturalbatbat]

Eh I most likely failed lmao

@foofieshedevil @totemonotgabenuwu

because of how shittily I did on the most recent big exam (4 hour) i feel unmotivated as shiteu

w e l p

[foofieshedevil]

Well, I messed up

Yesterday, I was in math class as I had to be(I’m not edgy enough to skip class, sorry for the disappointment), and I was on my phone texting and I got caught. We had been doing an assignment online at the time but I hadn’t even started it. I had my unfinished test review in front of me, because I normally just do it as I walk into class. The teachy told me to put up my phone and I did but I also just started drawing on my paper instead of doing it. She got pretty pissed ,and I would have been too if I was her, but she then said that I’m going to be moved to the front of the class. I thought it would just be skipped over and ignored cause like, she didn’t move me immediately. I’m not a bad student but I can’t shut my mouth and so my teachers either hate me or love me. She could never decide. So now I’m sitting at the front, not with GabenTM like I had been. Well, it’s whatever but I got mad enough that I didn’t put my pens back in rainbow order so I need to go fix that. P. S. I think I aced that test teachy so I dare you to get mad at me next time I ignore your fucking work.

[nocturalbatbat]

Yes IK, teachy is a bitch