[poesss]

[000991-deactivated20240906]

if i had to make this you have to look at it

[7tny]

[bethikins-b]

artwork by Tori Press ( IG:  @revelatori )

[thebluthcompany]

[nocturnaly]

My favourite part of bake off

Paul: If they follow the recipe, they'll be perfect

Baker, reading from the recipe: Step 1. Make it. It doesn't tell me how.

[pon-raul]

when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter

[neonsamurai04]

[fuks]

[classical-crap]

me: I have an essay due in two days

me: （・◇・）/~~~ time to start relearning the guitar~~~

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[cherry-stains]

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

[yyyyyyyyyyyyy6-deactivated20201]

this post literally ruined my life

[klefable]

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

[gothdogparty]

you all discuss the forbidden snacks, but what about the…

FORBIDDEN PLAYGROUND

[cramp]

dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot