[unclefather]

[normalshrimp]

this man put broken glass from a cup into another cup he had with ice in it and minutes later forgot he did that and started eating the ice and the glass along with it so upon realizing he literally Ate Glass his first thought was “i need to ask the bodybuilding.com forums what to do about this”

[hotvampireadjacent]

it’s always the body builder forum

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ancientforged]

i say this with nothing but love in my heart, but the arabian sand boa is the dumbest fucking animal ive ever seen

worm on a string lookin ass

[rox-and-prose]

It looks like a bad taxidermy of itself

[biggyman]

Now now…

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

show me the forbidden coping mechanisms

[homonormative]

[fleetwoodmac-sex-pants]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[llamagoddessofficial]

Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It's ridiculous

Google:

Me:

Me: [holding my cat's face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son

[memescomedy]

[the-blue-wizard-deactivated2018]

[plaguegirlfriend]

this is an example of an objectively funny crime

[chekhov]

[hammerfelll-deactivated20220522]

this is such a fucking power move

[westofvenus]

men in the 70s were like “I’m so very hairy how sexy of me” and they were right

[shane-actually]

[gunsandfireandshit]