NoelBobby (Stone SeashoresWall)

Asking about comissions gets ya reported as spam. I do 'ave a Ko-Fi linked in the pinned. Jus' too much spam bot "requests" over time. "NoelBobby" is the art name of Stone SeashoresWall. Jus' call me Stone 'cause that's me name. I'm a trans woman. Pronouns: she/her, it/its and stone. Near daily art posted here (I say that t' give meself leeway, it's practically daily). Mostly Humans, sometimes other things.

[noelbobby]

I tell ya, this account has so much trouble wi' bots. I turned off asks, the 'Are you available for commission' bots went into me messages.

Just now I 'ad t' delete a very blatant one off the replies of Fernando.

I wasn't born yesterday, they woe get me wi' their ""commission requests"", but it does get on me nerves a tad. Especially since technically commissions am open, where they've always been open on the Ko-Fi but it's not like if I tell a bot that it'll understand anyway.

I get a DM or see someone ask at this point their arse is gettin' reported as spam instantly at this point, I'm sick t' death of it. I jus' wanna draw me Humans in peace.

[noelbobby]

Here we have a woman named Caridad Porro. She's trans. Caridad enjoys dramatic fiction, cheese and ham sandwiches and woodlands. She once combined the three into a short story. She planned to do a second draft of it and then publish it to the internet, but it's been years and she hasn't gotten around to it yet. Maybe one day. Sexuality statement time, Caridad is a lesbian.

[noelbobby]

And we've hit 100 bots this year.

About 'alfway through the year too. Could this mean that we'll 'ave 200 bots at the enda the tally?

[noelbobby]

101

[noelbobby]

And we've hit 100 bots this year.

About 'alfway through the year too. Could this mean that we'll 'ave 200 bots at the enda the tally?

[noelbobby]

Here we have a man named Romeo Avilés. He's trans. Romeo has a few pet jumping spiders. Also he's allergic to nickel and fish. Sexuality statement time, Romeo is a bisexual.

[noelbobby]

Here we have a woman named Wendy Thielemans. She's trans. Wendy enjoys looking at the sea and she lives very near the sea in a coastal town. So she only has a very brief walk to look at the sea. Sexuality statement time, Wendy is a lesbian.

[noelbobby]

Here we have a woman named Annabel Schleicher. She's trans. Annabel is a chemist and slightly more specifically her specialisation is inorganic chemistry. Outside of work, she likes open sandwiches. Sexuality statement time, Annabel is a heterosexual.

[noelbobby]

Randomly drew some bloke.

[noelbobby]

You would like t' give me drawings, bot? No thanks.

It almost certainly meant the... oh for goodness sake.

Yeah, the bot almost certainly meant 'commission you', thanks for the demonstration and... huh, tha''s new.

Now one can see jus' 'ow asinine an' copy-paste these accursed things am even easier. Tha''s a first, a new feature I doe think is utter rubbish.

And both these cursed things liked Silver, by the by!

[noelbobby]

Wow, it's all 'appenin' t'day, innit?

Bloody Hell, 3 in a day. June's off t' a start.

[noelbobby]

Oh yeah, also we're at the 30th of the Faces collections now.

[noelbobby]

You would like t' give me drawings, bot? No thanks.

It almost certainly meant the... oh for goodness sake.

Yeah, the bot almost certainly meant 'commission you', thanks for the demonstration and... huh, tha''s new.

Now one can see jus' 'ow asinine an' copy-paste these accursed things am even easier. Tha''s a first, a new feature I doe think is utter rubbish.

And both these cursed things liked Silver, by the by!

[noelbobby]

Here we have a man named Silver Akol. He's trans. Silver has a small collection of twenty-two badges which he's collected very slowly and almost accidentally over the years. How does one accidentally collect twenty-two badges? Well, there's a story behind every one coming into Silver's possession. The first five were from a friend who asked if he wanted them and he said something to the effect of 'Sure why not?' and put them in a drawer. A few were given by acquaintances who thought of 'pride badge' as a good gift idea for their gay trans acquaintance. Those go in the drawer to not be used too, but the sentiment is appreciated. Sexuality statement doesn't really need to happen, since Silver's sexuality came up in the description at the end there, but since we're here I'll say that yes, Silver is gay (unintended rhyme).

[noelbobby]

Here we have a woman named Peace Mensah. She's trans. Peace's favourite colour is aquamarine. She used to have a hammer with a somewhat aquamarine grip, but she lent it to her youngest brother in 2004 and he lost it. He paid for a new hammer, but she couldn't find another with an aquamarine grip. Which was a shame at the time for Peace, but honestly her brother was more upset about it than she was. The experience certainly taught him to be a bit more careful with other people's tools. Sexuality statement time, Peace is heterosexual.

[noelbobby]

Here we have a man named Hal Smith. He's trans. He enjoys doing extremely complicated connect the dots. Sexuality statement time, Hal is bisexual.

[noelbobby]

Here we have a woman named Huda Zaman. She's trans. Huda wants to get a new desk and also buy a bedside table (which wouldn't be 'a new' one since she doesn't have one at the moment). She's aiming to get both by around the start of next year, but the desk is higher priority than the table. Sexuality statement time, Huda is heterosexual.

[noelbobby]

i love your drawings

Cheers. That's nice t' 'ear.

[noelbobby]

Here we have a man named Lee Tae-woong. He's trans. Tae-woong recently had to get his oldest filling replaced at the dentists. Apparently the other two he has look fine at the moment, so that's good. Sexuality statement time, Tae-woong is bisexual.