Noel for Leon

Seattle | Food, Faves, & Funnies

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

"I'm a comedian so I can go lower"

KING.

[funnytwittertweets]

[vacuously-true]

Fieri

[empressofdancingstars]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

a raccoon is different than a rat in one key way: ability to experience tragedy

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

maybe also size. to hold more woes

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

okokok listen. if a rat loses some tasty food maybe they go looking for it or whatever. its fine. theres more food somewhere else.

raccoon loses some tasty food and it's stupid little fingers wave around in panic, frantically looking for it. its little demeanor instantly goes from "stolen hubris" to "forsaken by god". fuzzy prometheus. punished roundweasel. accursed trashbeaver. why does this always happen. it will be pathetically sobbing for hours.

[myth-myth-yeth]

[toastbutteregg]

[iggykoopa666]

[whycantiuseunderscore]

[cryptotheism]

[hexanediol]

this was made by a non catholic because dick is step 2

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[medli20]

Had a realization about myself recently, and I think I might need to go get myself evaluated whoops

[liathebutterfly]

[4gifs]

[sexysalomonandthecurtainchild]

This is exactly how physics does not work.

[toonbitz]

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

[benpaddon]

[wentworthsbitch]

IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.

[gransmells-archive-deactivated2]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THE GIF OF SCOOBY DOO WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS TO THIS POST

[allhailweegee]

[smindersonfan]

Oh, wow.

[princecarlton]

[kushblazer666]

[mn12platform]

[ottermatopoeia]

[coolxatu]

[virgoprivilege]

dont take the things im annoyed by too seriously im currently pissed off at how badly-designed the golden girls' coffee pot is

[virgoprivilege]

look at this shit. 90 degrees betty white fighting for her life and still 2 mugs of coffee stuck in there

[toastbutteregg]

um when

[movedto-transmisogynistic-deact]

[flowerlygirls]

look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast

[bumblebeebats]

So my latest obsession is apparently the official twitter for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is about half recall announcements for various shitty amazon products and half…..memes? pseudo-memes?? works of surrealist art??? what do i even call these

Whoever made these is either a random middle-aged government worker who’s spent enough time with Young Internet People to be at least 60% sure what a meme is or a Gen Z artistic genius and i can’t decide which

[toastbutteregg]

if i cant unsee this, so cant you

[jawsthemeswimming-deactivated20]

This will forever haunt me :(

[toastbutteregg]