If You're Good, People Will Ask For You By Name

Selena/23/idk

[dormouseking]

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

[that-twink-over-there]

Fuck his dad

[mananabuffins]

Fuck his dad

[penumant]

Fuck his dad

[emilynyaaa]

Fuck his dad

[yesnowhatno]

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

amazing

[busket]

everyone was joking about trump dying today and I think that's really horrible and cruel. PLEASE do not joke about trump dying unless it's true and confirmed!!! I got really excited and then when I found out he was still alive i was really disappointed!! like that's so mean to do to people

[ampervadasz]

[teaboot]

MY GOD

[absolutewifey]

[seven-winged-liar]

AUGUST IS OVER??????

[seven-winged-liar]

my bad gang there's one more

[estrapaded]

[kosmogrl]

will be referencing this when I want to be a hater from now on

[me-amora]

Eris has charm and Lucien has rizz.

"Oh but it's the same thi-" No... It isn't. And this makes sense in my head but please don't ask me to explain it

[weirdreindeer]

[lockedharrow]

i used to work for a nature center and we would constantly have wild owls come and call out to the owls in their cages and try to 1.) get them to follow them or 2.) they were looking for a mate

[shu-of-the-wind]

in the spirit of this post: when you live in areas with wild horses, the number one culprit for horse theft is actually other horses, because the young stallions that get chased out of the herd wanna start their own, and oh, look, look at all those cute mares in just,,,,a fenced off grassy area,,,how easy would it be to lure them over the fence,,,like some four-legged yodeling pied piper,,,

i think about this a lot

[praise-suns-and-chill]

This is so cute wtf

[alexaloraetheris]

Social animals will see another animal amd be like: Is anyone going to befriend this? And then not wait for an answer.

Humans are, delightfully, nowhere near the only ones who do this.

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

Honest board game titles

[0dde11eth]

[buglvr24]

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

[kafiguas]

[jesterofftheetits]

You’re going to look into my big brown eyes and tell me no? Unbelievable

[lovelyfawnxx]

Night Triumphant and the Stars Eternal

🎨art by giannyfili on IG

[sapphling]

blushing is so stupid you're literally my blood wtf. obey me

[jewfrogs]

autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable

[doubleca5t]

Autism:

[seraphex]

everyone drop out of college and quit your jobs we are losing our best fandom bloggers to the machine of capitalism

[kosmogrl]