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@nofuhckingway
protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that it would act immediately on acidic surfaces but it does and it provides temporary tongue comfort
this would have been useful information when i murdered my mouth eating ten warheads in a row
hey quick question what was going through your mind when doing that
“urghurhur im love eat sour” it was a bad call
2015 me: i gotta be respectable and normal, act seriously for ppl to take me seriously, i shouldnt go out of line with my words either
2018 me with a megaphone on my porch:
jenny slate is funnier than any mainstream male comedian and i would say that in a court of law
the day that tumblr removed the ability to edit posts because Mr Tumblypoos complained about the taste of cock edit is the day this website took a permanent turn for the worst
but god fucking damn what a way to go out
if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog
you are what you yeet
this bitch empty :(
me: I’m feeling very keanu #15 today :(
my therapist: for the last time. I want to help you but I have no idea what that means
@tonystonem
on a list of dumb shit i know:
the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.
elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.
What else?
the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like “my son died last year can you let me talk to him” and the seance person would be like ‘THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER’ then he’d rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.
foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.
this is the most perfect goblin
the only topic i am 100% a centrist about is cats vs dogs because they’re both good and theres no argument they both love you so dont fight
ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
Elvira.
i would like to propose that this text post is “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to be preserved in the library of congress
melodrama may not have won album of the year, but it is still the album of our generation
Max is my favorite
(first tiger jumps in) *laughing* Vanya, what is this? Van’ … Van’, get out of the boot, Van’. (second tiger approaches) Mishka … let’s go. Mish, let’s go. Mishka! Mish, let’s go. Come on, sit. Sit. (third tiger comes in) Bonya, you too are here! Ok let’s go guys. Let’s go! *starts singing* x
Just Russian Things
Big cat stuff can often be sketchy even if the content looks cute, so I clicked on the source for the video and this guy apparently runs a sanctuary for rescue tigers and other big cats near Moscow. His YouTube bio is in Russian, but here’s what it says according to Google Translate:
So you can feel happy knowing that these big dumb cats are loved and being looked after.
