AF as Fuck

And sometimes like that it be

[kosmogrl]

I’d be nothing without ibuprofen

[feldfrog]

“This is what they took from you” and it’s a blonde family cooking barbecue in the suburbs? Brother you are racist and fascist over hot dogs? You know you can still do that. Also if you befriend other ethnicities, they will bring cool other food to the potluck. Stupid ass

[greater-than-the-sword]

30 minute recipe? Psh. I can do it in an hour and a half

[mydeddyalabama]

I hate r*hanna because one time my mom took me to the petting zoo and this big ass goat bit my hand and chased me around the farm and I know in my heart that it was her doing

[toastbutteregg]

[girlbloke]

you know vatican city i’m actually jobsearching myself at the minute

[jeanqrey]

[voguely]

[kabaks]

ok ill bite who is taylor swift

[probuccalfat]

“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

[mariacallous]

[mikkeneko]

just imagine running on a platform of "actually I think more kids should get lead poisoning" in 2024

[inthesensethat]

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

Everyone claiming to be attracted to milfs is lying except for this guy

[toastbutteregg]

[angelgigisworld]

[kosmogrl]

well my goal for 2024 is just to have a good day 👍

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i served cunt at a funeral today

i don’t know why people send me stuff like this. i’m happy for you, or condolences. it’s none of my business

[aropride]

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm