Large Words I Bandy About

A parable containing a series of words which, when accidentally muttered backwards, summons a demon of inconceivable power who brings you snacks and wants to be your friend. Most of my head cannons involve wine and cheese.

[radiowithnohead]

i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[gay-irl]

gay🍆irl

[foxafterhours]

[foxafterhours]

he evolved

[deathandmysticism]

John Taylor, A Delicate Dainty Damnable Dialogue between the Devil and a Jesuit, 1642

[bogleech]

moving to portland was the best decision we ever made

[abandonedandurbex]

Amusement park in Berlin left to nature’s devices [640x480]

[kosmonin]

It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian cocaine inside it

[just-shower-thoughts]

Single missing socks reincarnate as Tupperware lids

[fanonical]

what if voldemort had tried to infiltrate hogwarts every year count olaf-style in a number of increasingly obvious disguises

[hypnictwitch]

That’s how I remember it

[pipistrellus]

when ppl act like leaving gifts for fairies is to get the fairies’ attention so they’ll be kind to you~~ when really leaving gifts for fairies is the supernatural equivalent of a mafia protection racket

[carrionbeast]

if you don’t keep up, you wake up to a broken toadstool on your front step.

[transloveletter]

I wanna make a masterlist of lgbt+ witches on tumblr

so reblog this if you are a witch and are lgbt+ pls!

alsoi wanna follow all of you

[flyfella]

At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you

[shadyuck]

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now

[erinye]

☆ Happy lunar dog year! here are some mythological best friends to kick it off in cuteness! ☆

[just-shower-thoughts]

There should be a reality show where Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay insult each-other while trying to learn the other’s craft.

[ry-spirit-deactivated20200817]

ya wanna go mate

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

You’re in desperate need of a comma.

[magifixuniverse]

[pdlcomics]

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