It Can Get Weirder

Idk why I’m even here I’m just tired

[zarahartist]

When your cat jumps on you before jumping right off to its destination… Such a power move.

[deactivated536639421809041-deac]

Cat: meow!

Me: Yes! I agree!

[veldahh]

My cat tucked herself in next to me while I was asleep and my sister took photos!!

[princesstigerbelle]

Wholesome

[thecityofwind]

I walked by the new cat arcade today and I am shaken.

[tumblunni]

CAT ARCADE???

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I cannot recommend the Catcade enough if you are in Chicago. I spent my birthday there and it was a correct decision

[aerialsquid]

My post showed up on my dash!

And yeah. Like, I OWN cats and I want to go there.

[yourlocalshitfish-deactivated20]

the chaotic energy is overwhelming

[van-dyne]

I’m the strongest Avenger, okay?! So this responsibility falls upon me. Tony and Bruce talking Thor down from his suicidal attempt to use the gauntlet, they care about Thor’s life when he doesn’t himself.   

[dniudsnf]

I am all for bookstore dates take me there and let’s wander hand in hand

[pcktknife]

you werent born gay.you chose to play with monster high dolls as a kid and now you are the way that you are.

[benhardyroger]

i want

⚪️to break free

⚪️to ride my bicycle

⚪️it all

⚪️to make a supersonic man out of you

[insinirate]

was nobody going to tell me that iida kiri tsuyu and mina were the real meme team of 1-a or was i supposed to just find that out from a hori sketch of them fortnite dancing

[insinirate]

[bakugou-tm]

[sarkyfancypants]

I can’t stress enough how much Megamind is a magnificent movie and how much I love it unconditionally. Aside from all the comedy and entertainment, if you analize pretty well many things about the movie, you get a bunch of very interesting important life lessons:

Metroman was the “gifted child”, always pushed into an ideology that they must be perfect, iconic. When Metroman reached his peak, he felt that “ideal life” was too much and it slowly became a burden to him as he never got the opportunity to follow the life he wanted in the first place in order to pursue the life others wanted for him.

Megamind was raised in a place with wrong influences and was isolated from the very beginning being held as another prisoner just because he looked different. Him becoming “a villain” came from him believing he was one because of the way people treated him by bullying him and labelling him, never given a chance to grow properly.

Roxanne is the person everyone saw as the “damsel in distress”, yet when all seemed lost, unlike the rest of the citizens of Metrocity, she was the only person trying to find a way to change things. She never stopped looking for clues and possible solutions in order to fight back, to stand up for herself and for the rest of the city.

Hal Stewart, aka Titan/Tighten, is the person you thought you knew, the kind of person you have interacted on a daily basis, an ordinary person, the one you never imagined could become such a dangerous threat when suddenly given power and when they don’t get what they thought they deserved just because they were “nice”.

Minion is the love and support we all deserve.

Have I mentioned how much of a nerd I am for Megamind?

[fanpersoningfox]

Hot take: Megamind came out like five years too early, it would’ve EXPLODED now in meme culture

[hgk477]

Nine things about being brought back from the dead

You will be cold

You will wake up screaming, you all do.

Your entire body will throb, the pain will eventually subside; being brought back is never a painless task.

Do not get up immediately, you will be nauseous and your body will need time to readjust to this realm.

Ask for more blankets, you will feel very cold.

You will not remember how you died, do not ask.

Do not ask the practitioner how they performed the ritual, this is considered bad luck and you will not last long.

Your loved ones will be ecstatic to have you back, consider this a blessing.

Thank the practitioner and let them be on their way, if they do not look you in the eye consider this a bad omen.

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[electratheotaku]

For your dead mutuals that you plan on reviving

[curf]

Useful for bringing back worthy soldiers for the Area 51 raid

[sakura-haruka]

Bonus:

[sirobvious]

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

[tacoabel]

[shitpost-senpai]

[durbikins]

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

[gaxhar]

That sounds like a good way to get shot

[durbikins]

lol what are you, a gun cuck? can’t kill a man with your own hands?

[parliamentaryinquiry]

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

[lambcurl]

pink and yellow

[3eden]