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accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
Thing that makes me want to kill myself #1020398
Take the title of the last song you heard and add "in my ass"
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A poem I wrote back in February of 2014. If It was the first I’d written in a couple of months and it was the last I wrote until this month. I wanted to share it with you all because it’s one of my favorites and I thought some of you folks would appreciate it.
Check my little blog to follow my poetry. I hope to keep posting.
www.becomingthesky.blogspot.com
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
Let’s try this on for size.
Flora Femme 01 by Aliya Smith (self)
This is the first in a series I might do, Flora Femme. I haven’t done a digital drawing in years and though I did the line work in my sketchbook, it was wonderful to scan it in and do all of the color work in photoshop. It gave me some great nostalgia and a good time making art.
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all 46 excuses on my friends wall,
1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow
2. we can’t all be usain bolt
3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”
4. i had pe first period do you blame me
5. i really, really didn’t want to sing
6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates
7. you can’t tell me how to live my life
8. #YOLO
9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
10. there was a freak yachting accident
11. i am a fucking retard
12. this is just for my wall
13. do you even read these
14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”
15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction
16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight
17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win
18. traffic jammy jammy jam
19. how can i go to school when alex turner
20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her
21. i was sticking it to the man
22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity
23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued
24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset
25. my meth lab caught fire
26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be
27. i was sad
28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely
29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”
30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth
31. 2 kool 4 scool
32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen
33. i tried
34. i’m sorry i’m late
it’s not my fault
my auntie was killed
and i joined a cult
35. a haiku about lateness:
late late late late late
late late late late late late late
late late late late late
36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking
37. i was fashionably late
38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg
39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me
40. do
41. you
42. even
43. read
44. these
45. i was fighting al qaeda
46. traffic
YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN
the post that doesn’t age
Yeah so this is my favorite post on this site.
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I cried a river, not for JT, but for this puppy.
Hey sir,Can I have a bite?
this made me so happy wtf
My heart can't handle his innate kindness. I love this so much.
"Oh Snap!"
Colored pencil hand, senior year of high school. Sketch.
by Aliya Smith
I've got nearly 200 notes on this drawing and it just feels so cool to see people liking my drawing. It was really just the first sketch in my senior year sketchbook in high school. Like damn I need to remind myself to keep drawing.
preach it.
Yup.
Drawing I included in my BFA application portfolio at UNCA. I love drawing bones. This is an upside-down opossum skull. Sorry for the low quality photo.
Aliya Smith
americana idolatry, oil paint, 2014
Guys, my friend Liz is brilliant. Look at her painting.
I miss drawing all the time on whatever was available. This was from an old 30-day drawing challenge.
I've been in need of motivation so right now I'm designing tattoos I could see myself getting. It's a start.
Late into the night, I decided not to sleep until I'd created something I was happy with. My first attempt was enough for me. I've been missing this woman a lot lately, but I absolutely love seeing photos of her on her adventure in China. I found this photo (well two photos, because the rail was mostly in another photo) and realized I'd never edited it and I didn't know why. Miss you, Esther (and you too, Sam). So here's a photo I finally did for myself after a few weeks of only doing things for others. Happy Wednesday, beautiful people.
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treat yo self
literally every time I start to feel bad for buying takeout food or another maroon sweater, I say “WELL IF CHARLIE CAN BUY WIFI LIGHTBULBS,”
I think I'm in love with this guy. He does what he know will make him happy. He thinks in the present and that is something I have to learn to do (at least a little bit) because look at his sheer joy... which happens to be the most endearing thing on the damn planet.