Divinely uninspired to a hellish extent

30 M;INTJ;Geek;Music fanatic;beatboxing;writing;psychology;puns;likes dogs more than humans;kink friendly;red devil for life ;Mamba mentality;enjoys whiskey Posts about what I like..

[largoandedittlife]

SOURCE

[cuteness--overload]

my cats tail gets super curly when he is happy

[maybuds]

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

[should-be-sleeping]

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

[scuderia-hamilton]

scuderiaferrari A new chapter awaits

[boredrxm]

The 2025 f1 grid :]

Their heights are off but who cares (me. I’m distressed about it)

[heartsoftruth]

ANDREA STELLA ON THE CONTENT OF LEWIS’S FIRST DAYS AT FERRARI

[sadgirlweather]

[coilgut]

Absolute freaky❤️

(Don't take thus seriously I just did it for the meme)

[lewisrises]

scuderiaferrari: Entering the 1644 era 🔴

[roscoehamiltons]

According to the f1 subreddit, the lewis and ferrari joint instagram post is the most liked post that’s related to f1! It currently has 5 million likes, 53.4 thousand comments and 658 thousand shares.

[maranello]

@LewisHamilton: New era @ScuderiaFerrari

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[holylulusworld]

It’s back on my dash. 😂

[jervae]

The commitment.

[wejustvibing]

this color on him though 🩵

[©Ryan Pierse]

[dastur-e-ishq]

“Ishq naazuq mizaaj hai bay hadd // aqal ka boj utha nahi sakta”

love is so incredibly fragile, it cannot bear the weight of intellect.

- Akbar Allahabadi

[osvaldrps-archived]

[cute-catts]

I could watch this for hours 🐈🐈

[kaity--did]

Starting an even NEWER thread of insane shit my husband says to/about our toddler that makes me scream laugh 

For reference here’s the first 50

51. Let’s do it again folks

[kaity--did]

52.

Trying to get a toddler to do anything of importance

[kaity--did]

53.

An overheard conversation

Penny: what is that?

Husband : that? It’s a ceiling fan.

Penny: Ceiling Fan. can I touch it?

Husband: …. I mean yeah sure why not

I turn around to see my husband holding Penny Circle of Life style as she closely inspects the ceiling fan in our bedroom.

[kaity--did]

54.

A continuation of the previous interaction

Me: you know you’re allowed to say no to her.

Husband : why though? It seemed like a reasonable request! Shes never been up there!

[kaity--did]

55.

A transcription of a voice note

“Im fighting for my life in this grocery store. Also, I let her pick out dessert. She picked out these little lemon tea cakes. I got a back up dessert because while I want to respect her decision I don’t trust it’s the right one.”

[kaity--did]

56. He doesn’t care for Ms. Lilly

[kaity--did]

57.

(For reference I have changed the lyrics to a popular lullaby to sing “and mommy will catch you, cradle and all” because I like this better then the alternative)

Husband (whispering aggressively) : that is NOT the words! WOKE AGENDA!

[kaity--did]

58.

(My child is scream singing twinkle twinkle in her bed at 9 PM)

Husband (crawling into our bed): SHE SAID TWINKLE TWINKLE BITCH!

[kaity--did]

59.

“I’ve lost autonomy in my life. All I’m told all day is where to sit and what voice to do and how to play.”

(toddler screeching SIT IN DIS CHAYAH DADA in the distance really made this one)

[kaity--did]

60.

“You’ve never said the word doughnuts to me in your whole life and this morning? You’ve said it Seventeen times”

(proceeds to put her in the car to go get her a doughnut)

[kaity--did]

61.

[kaity--did]

62.

I actually laughed so hard I started sobbing and scared my family at this one

[kaity--did]

63.

Bust seriously who the hell is fringle?