Say hi to Saturn for me

[adonischildsupportcase]

[jettestblack]

[ladyshinga]

Everyone ever believes that THEIR cat is the prettiest cutest sweetest kitty in the WHOLE world.

Everyone ALSO believes that their cat is Admiral Butthead of the Douchecat Army.

Everyone is right.

[meanplastic]

[totheend-oftheuniverse-blog]

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

[askr-deactivated20230503]

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

[directordanic]

More, please.

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot.

A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar.

There is a bar which a preposition-ended sentence walked into.

An emphatic copula did walk into a bar.

A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to order a drink.

[smileslikeparentheses]

A typo walks into a bra

[theweirdwideweb]

[stilinski]

me: *spends $3″

me: 

[estebanwaseaten]

Wednesday.

[floororanges]

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

[mihari]

[dumbbuckley-deactivated20210227]

[archcracker]

schrodinger's human

you can’t prove that someone isn’t immortal until they actually die

[le-fishe-has-arrived-deactivate]

[mysharona1987]

[camalilium]

me: i think i look okay today

my body dysmorphia as soon as i step outside:

[creigo]

i dont trust people who have a cup by their sink for when they brush their teeth. yall too good to drink out of your hands? too good to live like our ancestors? imperial scum

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

me: *does not in any way touch my glasses*

my glasses: *spontaneously generate streaks, smears, a map of the new york subway system from 1935, a baked potato, infinity war spoilers*

[bodyglitter]

i hate when people who clearly have friends and people to hang out with always say they have no friends like…stop appropriating lonely bitch culture

[furfag]

a resume is just a ref for your worksona

[furfag]

if this post makes you angry you should be angry at your boss not me