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[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[vatican3]

Started this discussion so now I am curious.

What is the shortest amount of time you have had a job before quitting?

Worked one shift or less

1-2 weeks

3-4 weeks

1-2 months

3-6 months

6-11 months

A year or more

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

[vatican3]

Would also love to hear why you quit if it’s a good story.

[punkrocklorax]

I was looking on petfinder for funnie cat names and instead I ended up finding a rare girl so I have to show anyone who might care.

Her name is Rose and what's special about Rose is that she's a calico that is mostly orange! This is rare. Also she has a little Phantom of the Opera mask. So cute 🧡🖤🤍

Here's her adoption page.

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[gyagu-deactivated20190203]

thanks niconico i’m on it

[doublenine]

that’s pretty kind of them

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[helloitsbees]

i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:

[t4timekeeper]

pizza night is cancelled on account of the

[t4timekeeper]

picked him up and put him on the floor and he jumped right back on

[t4timekeeper]

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKES

[t4timekeeper]

defeat.

[straycatj]

すりっぱ…かんだ！かみましたけど！

Ah... I bite a slipper...yeah, I bite, then!?

[vergak]

[shadow-posession-jutsu]

for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics

[babyanimalgifs]

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

(via)

[j-liz]

[fucko]

[phenomenaaa]

unbelievable

[avenging-fandoms]

my personal favorite

[mierac]

someone had to pick up Carrie Fisher’s mantle and by the gods, Pedro Pascal did it. 

[phenomenaaa]

:) this is my favorite comment on this post

[shinyladykingdom]

Chocolate guy did it again

[maneth985]

A fire hydrant that releases milk to drink after you eat spicy cookies inside said hydrant. This guy is something else

[elodieunderglass]

The glossy red fire hydrant, the smoked vanilla milk, but we’re all 👀🌶️⁉️

[coffeepee-deactivated20230511]

this is driving me fucking insane

[chloematis]

“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice

[straycatj]

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

[mactiir]

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

[tacomel420]

customers the same in all universes

[mactiir]

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

how do you pronounce "genre"?

GONE-ra

juh-NEER

JEN-er-UH

Voting ended onMar 3, 2023

the next question?

[transfemininomenon]

literally all three of these are wrong

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i saw a sad person order one a d the employees jumped the counter and poured hot oil all on him and shatteredhis ankles with spatulas

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting almost anybody order a happy meal nowadays