MY CRAZY LIFE IS JUST ORGANIZED CHAOS

I am a MOM, GRANDMA, EMT, Firefighter and Instructor for fire and emergency services. My life gets nuts sometimes. I enjoy making friends.I LOVE ANYTHING MARVEL, JEREMY RENNER, MUSIC.. AND THE LIST GOES ON!!!! I'M THE MOST RANDOM HUMAN ON THIS LITTLE PLANET....

[pastelparrotlet]

I would like to adopt another parrot someday, but I think it would be very strange to adopt something older than you.  Parrots can live to be 60+, so I could someday be the guardian of an animal who lived a few decades before I was even born and that’s just weird.

I don’t think I have the authority.  By default, that bird should be my guardian.

[thehotgirlproject]

I am totally down for my next rescue to be older than me cuz frankly I need the life advice

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

My friend works at a pet store and while they don’t sell parrots, they do board and occasionally take in rescues and adopt them out. Well one of the birds they were boarding for a month was a 60+ year old scarlet macaw who knew one phrase besides occasionally coughing like an old man. She would say it on cue whenever a customer approached her and an employee told them how old she was. She would stop what she was doing, lean in close, her eyes pinning wildly, in a raspy whisper she would utter, “I was there when it happened.”

[blogginghaley]

Rocket Raccoon’s Emails (I assume):

[mentalhealthmartini]

my brain saw the slippery slope of unhealthy coping mechanisms and grabbed a fucking sled

[timeforalilanarchy]

Me on my way to watch Avengers Endgame

[jmillerart]

If this is the same guy from Arizona, he’s super nice and I’ve met him. His real, legal name is Steve Rogers.

[bobbimorses]

that’s it. that was the issue’s entire summary of who hawkeye is. “i use arrows. i’ll fight crime with arrows.”

perfect

[flyingblackhawk]

Some are born superheroes. Some achieve superheroism. Some have superheorism thrust upon them. Then there’s Clint “might as well” Barton. 

[cyelatm]

Both life, and tetris, ultimately come down to deciding what to do with colorful descending blocks in configurations of four

[genoshaisforlovers]

fuckboys

[bellthekat]

basically how people treat mental illness

[andwearethewalkingdead]

And disabilities.

[insomniac-arrest]

I never realized how globally iconic the american road trip was until I lived abroad and people asked me about it

like I remember saying once ‘I’ll miss the ocean here :(’ (I live in the middle of the US) and my South African friend was like “??? won’t you just road trip to go see it? Don’t you road trip everywhere?’ and I was like, ‘I mean, yes, yeh. I can’t deny that.’ and they’d nod their head like ‘that’s exactly as it should be you funky little american, that’s how it is’

like, it never occurred to me other people didn’t frequently jump in their car and traverse the great straight and endless roads of your huge-ass corn-and-cow country for hours on end for fun

much less people around the world were like strongly associating us with it, like ‘americans and their cars and their hijinks and their coming-of-age driving tales, yes’

[blackbearmagic]

my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic

Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think it’s one of the best things about us.

So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the world’s collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we aren’t going to use it.

[happierthandignified]

My dad always get mad when I do this. He’s always like “We didn’t need to know.” That makes no sense to me. Why would that make me ignore my ability to learn something? I don’t always *need* to know but that doesn’t mean I’m going to pass up an opportunity to learn something new.

[ralfmaximus]

Why carry a supercomputer around in your pocket if you’re not gonna use it?

[nokomis28]

As a Gen X Mom & Grandma, this is the BEST thing I have ever heard. When my girls as me a question I am not sure if WE Google it together. Even if it’s completely weird or off the wall I am like “Damn Kid!! Now I am curious. Dang it give me my iPad! I would like to know how many dogs we can fit in my Jeep too.” 🤣🙋‍♀️🤔

[nokomis28]

My Youngest Shelby found this little pupper at the store next to our house. She brought him home. He is now her service pupper in training. She has a severe peanut allergy. He’s a smart little guy. We just played a game of hide and seek. He found her both times. GOOD JOB SARGENT!!

TO THE ASSHOLE WHO LEFT HIM AND HIS SISTER AT THE STORE BY THEMSELVES: YOU THREW AWAY THE BEST DOG ON THE PLANET!!

[nokomis28]

ADULTING IS 10xs harder when you are on crutches, and having to chase a toddler around!!

[catchymemes]

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

[audrey-hepbae]

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week. 

[scary-stories]

Tell me your name.

When I was a nine year old boy I wandered out to a part of my grandfather’s farm that he warned me to stay away from. He’d told me snakes, spiders, and other creepy things congregated on this particular patch of his land. But after a harvest, when what remained of the crops laid flat against the earth, you could see an old stone well on that part of the farm. I wanted to see it up close.

As I get near the well, I worried, what if what my grandfather meant that snakes and spiders lived in the well? What if they’d shoot out as they felt me approach? I stopped walking to it, and wondered if I should head back to the farmhouse. But curiosity compelled me forward.

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[north-of-annwn]

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

[helendamnationx]

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

[punkrorschach]

[nokomis28]

RANT TIME..

MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER HAS A SEVERE PEANUT ALLERGY.

It all started October 5th at the Homecoming game. The peanut man was selling peanuts close to the ticket booth where she was working. She thought she walked be ok, he wasn’t too close to where she was working. She ended up having an anaphylactic reaction. Thank the Goddess there was a Ambulance crew working the game. They go to her fairly quick, but not quite quick enough. Her throat was almost closed. She received a shot in the hip of some Benadryl and more in her IV. Trip to the ER, and Me rushing down there. We didn’t get home u til after 2a.m. I had a red splotchy, itchy sick youngin for the weekend. Well that next Thursday, another reaction,she passes out T school, and her EPI was administered. Another trip to the ER. Que the red splotchy, itchy, sick 😷 youngin. Her Dad and I being the EMT’s that we are started looking up stuff, NOTE: WE DO NOT USED WEB MD!! Yes it’s informative, but.. Anyways, I kept her home the day after the last attack. For a few days after she was still having small reactions. She was having Biphasic reactions. NOT GOOD I LEARNED!! She missed all last week at school. She VP said they do not use peanut products in the lunchroom. They are supposed to be a peanut free campus. I have also learned that when kids have ISD (in school detention) they get served PB&J’s. Nor do they make sure no kids have brought peanut products for lunch or snacks.

One of the Man Child’s golf buddies is a teacher in another school district. They have a child down there like mine, and he said they are supposed to implement a peanut free policy when there are children like her in the system.

Her Doc will not write her a note excusing her days out. I have not received an appointment for the allergy specialist she is supposed to be goin to. Her Dad said she shouldn’t be in school until we know she will be safe. I am getting frustrated with all the back and forth. Really starting to consider Connections Academy for her schooling.

[jmp7095-deactivated20250227]

Ok just wtf!! There’s a lot to unpack here but how could they think it’s ok to even have peanut butter in the building to make pb&j !! No nuts in the building!!!! You are so right that biphasic anaphylaxis is some crazy serious shit. Keep the epipens and steroids handy 💜

[nokomis28]

Her doctor and her nurse acted like they didn’t even know what biphasic anaphylaxis was. The nurse looked at me like I was crazy, and wrote me off. All of this is crazy. Jus absolutely crazy!! I feel like I am getting the run around from everyone.

[bogleech]

If you have billions of dollars it shouldn’t be a crime to steal from you. You’ve got enough money that your security should be your own responsibility and anyone who manages to swipe from your hoard deserves applause for besting a supervillain

[megalunalexi-aesthetic]

Over a billion and you reach the social connotations that dragons have, as in stealing from you is considered a Challenge rather than a Crime

[liisbons]

marvel character graphics 4/? → clint barton