Noland and Friends!

  Noland Oswell! Son of Rexford Oswell! Warrior of Light, Hero of Eorzea, Wandering Treasure Hunter! Enjoy these crazy photos of me, Sununee, M'yaako, and the scions on our crazy adventures all across Eorzea and beyond!  

[nolandnfriends]

"...You lot do WHAT on this couch?!"

[nolandnfriends]

"Well met, travelers…I am he who chronicles the Unending Journey…More specifically, the Unending Journey of one "Noland Oswell", and his compatriots of the source. As per the request of Azem, I keep tabs on his lore, watch over him on his journey, and…If the need arises…Alter his memories to better strengthen his resolve on his adventures…It is a trifling task to be sure, but one I shall uphold until the sounding of the final days!"

"The lore of Noland Oswell, and those whom share his adventures is ever changing. But even so, I shall do my best to catch those who watch him with great anticipation up to speed on his current endeavors. My power, however, does NOT extend to other Warriors of light. Their fates are weaved by their own hands. I have no control over their interactions with Noland or his comrades, but will be ever watchful as to how they fair with him at their side."

[nolandnfriends]

"MOONFIRE FAIRE TIME, LADS 'N LASSES!"

"Partying all day and drinking all night! Soaking up the rays and all and all havin' a grand ol' time with me fellow adventurers! Seven Hells, I love this event!"

[nolandnfriends]

[Samanee]

"...Noland just hasn't been the same since that adventure into the first…I know not what transpired there…But it is clear it had changed him…He puts on a brave face, acts like everything is fine, but…"

"…I sometimes think that he wears that helmet to hide his tears…"

[nolandnfriends]

“Even Warriors of Light need hobbies! Mine is putting together and painting model kits of enemies I’ve faced in the past! Don’t know how Ironworks makes em, but the details they put into these things is amazing!”

[nolandnfriends]

“Salutations! Salutations!”

“My name is Samanee Somonee. I am retainer to the Warrior of Light, Noland Oswell! My hobbies include reading, collecting interesting things I find on my expeditions, and keeping watch of Noland’s apartment while he goes off to save Eorzea. It is a pleasure to meet you all!”

“...Do these glasses make me look classy and sophisticated?”

[nolandnfriends]

“Since I no longer have to worry about Garlean assassins banging down my door, I moved back into an apartment in Myst! Twelve, I missed this place...The salty sea air, the waves crashin’ on the shore, the palm trees. It’s good to be back!”

[nolandnfriends]

“Well shite! Looks like my misfortunes are finally going to start turnin’ around!”

[nolandnfriends]

“WHO DISTRIBUTED MINE NAKED PHOTOGRAPHS ONTO TWITTER.COM?!”

[nolandnfriends]

"...Why am I here? How did I get here? How did she talk me into this?!"

[nolandnfriends]

“...Coward...”

[nolandnfriends]

“. . .”

[SLURP!]

“No! We are not!”

[nolandnfriends]

“It’s time...To face your fears, Noland...”

“We’re going to Tam-Tara Deepcroft!”

[nolandnfriends]

Clearly, the Arse-ians didn’t own an Air Fryer.

[nolandnfriends]

[Noland]

“So, yeah, if the sudden return of posts around here wasn’t an obvious hint...We’re back! The other site was fine, but it wasn’t exactly giving me the freedom I strive for when telling me breed of humor!”

[M’yaako]

“Humor? Is that what you call it?”

[Noland]

“Ah, shove it! (ahem!) Anyways! Your Warrior of Light, Noland Oswell, has returned to the realm of Tumblr to share his thoughts and unveil various photos from his adventures across Eorzea and beyond!

[nolandnfriends]

“Come now! You gotta put your hips into it, Y’shtola!”

“...I still cannot comprehend how you managed to talk me into this...This is absolutely embarassing.”

“Nonsense, Luv. You’re a natural!”

[nolandnfriends]

A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES!