The Twin Snakes

Hello there citizens! I am Captain Hazama, of the NOL public relations Division, but you can all call me Candy! It's so nice to meet all of you! I can't WAIT to start answering your questions! Don't mind Red, he's a grump.

[nolcandycaptain]

oneangrygentleman replied to your photo

It took you long enough

"Oh? Was I late? Sorry about that."

[nolcandycaptain]

[infernalrenegade-blog]

“Talk?” He growled, setting his stance further. “You wanna talk out all th’ shit you’ve wrecked? You wanna try ‘n reason everything you’ve caused? Hell no!”

He drew his sword, pointing it at the pair. “Now hold still so I can behead th’ both of you!”

[nolcandycaptain]

"Aw c'mon, can you try cutting my head off next week? I have to work today!"

"You really should do something about those anger issues, Puppy."

[infernalrenegade-blog]

doublezamaallthewayacrossthesky

Oh hell no.

The presence of this man, or rather these men, was enough to make Ragna’s mood drop faster than a bullet fired towards the ground. He snarled, hunching into a fighting stance. “Terumi… What the hell kind a shit is this, you bastard?” His hand fiercely gripped Blood-Scythe’s handle. “Y’ know what, that doesn’t even matter. Get ready to die twice, y’ son of a bitch.”

[nolcandycaptain]

"Woah woah! Can't we talk this out or something!?"

"Somehow I don't think that's gonna be an option, Candy. You might wanna get out of here."

[forsakenshifter-deactivated2013]

doublezamaallthewayacrossthesky

[forsakenshifter-deactivated2013]

“Just peachyyyyyy.” Sarcasm was on her list of things to overuse today. “What about yourself, Candy ? Still giving out hugs and being damn cheerful ?”

[nolcandycaptain]

"Good, glad to hear it!" Candy replied, completely unaware of the fact that sarcasm is a thing. "Huh? Of course! Cheer and hugs are very important to keeping a healthy mind ya'know! A lot of people say otherwise of course but that just means they need more hugs and/or cheer."

[nolcandycaptain]

 murakumoface said: ((:3c)) A cloaked figure stands with a note in its hand. The note seems to be addressed to “Pink Hazama.”

"For me...? Thanks! uh..." Candy searched the figure for a nametag in order to give a proper 'thank you', but found none. FedEx must have changed their uniform while he was out. "Er...right! Thanks! Er...you."

[forsakenshifter-deactivated2013]

doublezamaallthewayacrossthesky

Someone’s less than thrilled to see two certain people. Well, one was tolerable to an extent and the other was interesting, but only when she was in the mood to banter with his psychotic mind and she wasn’t. “Candy. Red. What do ya want ?”

[nolcandycaptain]

"Mari! Hi! How've you been? I haven't seen you in like, forever!"

[nolcandycaptain]

((The Imperator is turned on by blonds for a while. Can she borrow Candy for a bit? / w\ ))

((Candy's back two days and he's already the Imperator's pink booty call.

Splendid.))

[nolcandycaptain]

((Pst, Echo))

((Yeeeeeeeeess?))

[genderbent-bloodedge-blog-blog]

“Uhuh, what hit your head…” She muttered to herself,  ”Alright, I’ll play along, ‘Captain,’ sure I will.”

[nolcandycaptain]

"Er...okay, thanks! I'm glad that's settled. So uh...who are you?"

[nolcandycaptain]

“Good morning Lieutenant! How can I help you?”

[noeruvamirion-blog]

“Ah! C-Captian? Noel certainly wasn’t expecting to run into her superior, or anyone for that matter while she was parading in an outfit similar to Major Kisaragi’s own custom design. She had been waring it for a classified mission, and somehow someway she ended up bumping into her captain. The one time she wasn’t looking for him.

“U-Um, well good morning to you too! I don’t really need anything..though, I’ve been wondering how have you been? and what’s the NOL up to lately…?”

It was a stretch for sure, but the blonde was simply caught off guard. That or she was having a blonde moment~

[nolcandycaptain]

"I feel great! Thank you so much for asking! As for the NOL, things have been pretty quiet lately as far as I know."

[nolcandycaptain]

“Hello! I’m Captain Hazama of the NOL’s Public Relations department, how can I help you?”

[genderbent-bloodedge-blog-blog]

The hell, Terumi, what… are you wearing? You look like a damn piece of candy.

[nolcandycaptain]

"Terumi...? I'm very sorry Miss, but I think you have me confused with someone else. Don't worry about it though! It happens all the time."

[hainerammsteiner]

doublezamaallthewayacrossthesky started following you

[nolcandycaptain]

“You seem a bit…confused. I’m Captain Hazama, of the NOL’s Public Relations department. It’s nice to meet you and all, but I’d really rather you didn’t burn me to death. I kinda have to work today so that would be inconvenient.”

[hainerammsteiner]

” Just a little — I - I knew your name was Hazama, you know. You’re the Intellig —.. h - huh ?? I thought you worked for that .. intel department or whatever that was. But you’re the bad guy, you’re supposed to be like, ‘ You’ll never catch me alove, bwahaha ! ’ or something. “

” And that’s when Ragna comes and saves the day ! Well, kind of … he’s supposed to be the good guy with a bad rep, I think. I hope I run into Litchi, though … “

[ this is amusing … ] 

[nolcandycaptain]

"I don't remember any of THAT happening, but it sounds AWESOME! Hey, do I get to wear a cape and be all 'CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!' when Ragna stops my evil plans or whatever you think I'm doing? Because that would be kind of really cool."

[hainerammsteiner]

doublezamaallthewayacrossthesky started following you

[nolcandycaptain]

“Uh…what?”

[hainerammsteiner]

” You’re … uh, damn what’s his name … … but hey, man. I’ve played the game, I know what I’m talking about. Don’t you even touch me, I’ll burn you to death. “

[nolcandycaptain]

"You seem a bit...confused. I'm Captain Hazama, of the NOL's Public Relations department. It's nice to meet you and all, but I'd really rather you didn't burn me to death. I kinda have to work today so that would be inconvenient."

[hainerammsteiner]

doublezamaallthewayacrossthesky started following you

[ jesus, echo. how many accounts. ]

” Shit, first it’s Arakune, and now it’s Pinkie-zama ! Screw this, I’m outta here. I’m not gonna get stabbed to death by this psycho ! “

[nolcandycaptain]

"Uh...what?"

[kakaspecial]

doublezamaallthewayacrossthesky and lokithehedgie have started following you

[kakaspecial]

Tao nevertheless went along with it. “Meow. Tao is sorry then, Pink Guy! Hope he can forgive her!”

[nolcandycaptain]

"Well of course I can! It would be pretty silly of me to hold a grudge for a simple mistake like that, wouldn't it?"

[nolcandycaptain]

"Good morning Lieutenant! How can I help you?"