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Nomad + Genie | Middens nomadicGunman | talkativeRevolver M!A Status: SnK anon for ??? days  

[nomadicgunnman]

I am officially locking and passwording this account for cataloging's sake.

Thank you all so much for the fun we've had.

[nomadicgunnman]

My, my, it has been quite some time since I have been online! I do hope no one has missed me too badly. I have been fairly busy, unfortunately.

[dunkledeity]

WELL THATS JUST HOW IT GOES, YOU FUCKIN’ PISTOLY POIKILOTHERM. THEY’RE FINE. WE LEFT THEM IN THEIR OWN TIMELINES TO DO THEIR OWN THING. YK’S DOING PRETTY GREAT TOO, BY THE WAY.

COOL. TELL HIM AND THE REST OF EM I SAID HI. OR Y’KNOW WHAT FUCK IT I’LL JUST COME OVER AGAIN ONE DAY, HOW’S THAT.

[nomadicgunnman]

FUCK OFF.

RIGHT, THAT'S HOW YOU SHOULD LEAVE THEM. GOOD LUCK YOU SHITTY BASTARDS. THAT'S GOOD TOO.

I WILL, AS LONG AS I CAN STAY UP THAT LONG. YEAH I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR SORRY ASS SOON. I'M SURE NOMAD WOULD TOO.

[nomadicgunnman]

FUCKING BORED AS SHIT. I SWEAR THE RIFT MUST HAVE UP AND DIED BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING GOING ON. IT’S “WINTER” TOO IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT THAT.

[dunkledeity]

MEANWHILE I’VE BEEN WORKING MY TAIL OFF SINCE WE FOUND NEW GODS AND GUESS WHAT, ALL FOUR OF THEM HAVE WEIRD DEATH POWERS. HOW’S OOGS?

[nomadicgunnman]

I CANT EXACTLY HELP IT IF I SLEEP WHEN ITS COLD. THAT'S GREAT I GUESS, HOW ARE THE RASCALS DOING?

NOMAD'S FINE. BUSY HOUSEKEEPING ALL THE TIME. I'M TRYING TO GET HIM TO GET SOME REST BUT HE'S REALLY JITTERY FOR SOME DAMN REASON. KIRIGIRI AND SEYMOUR HAVE BEEN HELPING KEEP THE TODDLER FROM DYING.

[dunkledeity]

WELCOME BACK, SHITHEAD

[nomadicgunnman]

GLAD TO SEE YOU’RE STILL AROUND, FISHFUCKER

[dunkledeity]

HOW’VE YOU BEEN, YOU GOD DAMN HEMIPENE-HAVING HORSE’S ASS?

[nomadicgunnman]

FUCKING BORED AS SHIT. I SWEAR THE RIFT MUST HAVE UP AND DIED BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON. IT'S "WINTER" TOO IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT THAT.

[nomadicgunnman]

HOW BORING…

A whole lot of absolutely nothing has been happening.

[dunkledeity]

WELCOME BACK, SHITHEAD

[nomadicgunnman]

GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE STILL AROUND, FISHFUCKER

[nomadicgunnman]

HOW BORING...

A whole lot of absolutely nothing has been happening.

[perosus]

sugary-empress replied to your post: “// I just woke up and backlogged my dash and why is there a stupid cis…”:

o yeah trans women say chihiro’s arc echos their own experiences but nO MONOBEAR SAYS SHES A BOY! WOULD MONOBEAR EVER LIE???

yeah from what I’ve seen of chihiro’s arc and know of it myself i can sympathize a LOT w/ that and just no please stop saying shes cis she isnt cis people.

but fucking monobear is a sexist piece of shit within the first five minutes why would anyone think monobear is telling the damn truth about chihiro why would anyone think monobear has chihiro’s best interest in mind why would anyone fucking think MONOBEAR would be right abOUT ANY OF THIS.

im mad and this should probably be on my personal tbh //

[nomadicgunnman]

A-ah, I'm sorry for interjecting, but i'd like to say something;; I've just recently finished that part of Dangan Ronpa, and there's more elements pointing to the possibility of cisgender chihiro. Most of the plotline expresses that they went to Mondo because Mondo was a strong guy that they could train with, and Mondo himself explained that Chihiro wanted "to become strong so he could stop hiding behind a girlish appearance." I mean, I dunno how much one could trust Mondo, seeing how he bashed Chihiro's head in (tho he did it out of panic because Chihiro was saying Mondo was strong, when HE felt Chihiro was stronger for wanting to make a change) but it wasn't just Monobear saying male.

But also there's Alter Ego. Alter Ego refers to Chihiro as "my lord," which heavily implys male pronouns. And Chihiro made alter ego based upon themself, so I think that they would have programmed them to say the proper pronouns? 

I dunno, I don't want to start a fight, but I just wanted to say there's a little more going on than just monobear being a dickwad (I wouldn't trust him either like wow what the fuck.)

[merimardona-indie]

[Basically has passed out entirely in a pool of vomited blood. If you’re unlucky, it’ll start dripping from the ceiling, considering how she didn’t really push the tile back entirely in her hurry. 

Passed out could also be ‘dead’, to be honest. 

Might want to check up on her. But it’d be fine if you just left her there, because as always, “it regenerates no matter what I do”.] 

[nomadicgunnman]

[The question now is: "Can I eat that?"]

[merimardona-indie]

HISTORICALLY WE DONT HAVE BLOODY MARYS THOUGH

[nomadicgunnman]

SHAAADUUP!

[galgallin]

>Meanwhile, you are very tiny and very Italian. Jesus CHRIST, they’re huge. Meanwhile, you are a small, tannish, makeup-covered munchkin with a relatively tight, short red dress and what look like monstrously expensive black heeled boots on. You have a small fascinator off to the side of your head, with a cat skull. On second glance, oh god, all of your jewelry is made of bones. You scoot off of the barstool, walking over to them and grinning widely. You actually AREN’T speaking in that comically over-the-top mobster accent for once. It has instead faded into a moderate Brooklyn.

Always a treat to meet a new alt, isn’t it? Welcome to the bar, darlin’. Can I get’cha anything to drink~?

[nomadicgunnman]

>What a lil cutie. You've gotta hunch down a bit to really get a good look at her. Your long spiraled tail tilts up to keep you balanced while you offer a two clawed hand to her. 

It's a pleasure. A bloody mary would be great. And... Kirigiri? What would you like?

>The other horrible lizard monster has gone to just stare at Meri from a nearby table.

Tea is fine, Mother.

[merimardona-indie]

what the fuck 

you’re even smaller than serafina is 

[nomadicgunnman]

[Literally bend over to look at her. You have to be at least 6'10". Probably more. You're literally a giant lizard.]

What.

[nomadicgunnman]

>Go and hitch a ride from Kirigiri. Seymour seemed like he was about to faint at the idea of going to a bar, so she seemed to be a better choice. After a moment, a nice little tear in reality opens in the bar, and you step out easily. Your red heels click against the floor, still looking ridiculous with your scaly, two-toed feet squeezed into them. You've got a tight black dress on and a pinstriped suitjacket over it, your curling tail pulling up the back a bit. Of course, a similarly tall mass of metal and reptile comes behind, idly straightening her silver braids from under her visor.

The party has arrived~

[nomadicgunnman]

galgallin started following you

[nomadicgunnman]

Incredible. Well, I suppose I’ll be seeing him in a bit, eh? I tacked a note on Nomad’s helmet, and one of the kids is gonna take their momma to the bar. You mind telling me the best route?

[galgallin]

You be sure to come back and bring him along when he’s feelin’ up to snuff, alright? I’d love to meet him.

Sure thing! It’s the one obnoxiously looping timeline by a spacetime rip, New York City, circa 1925. I do hope that’s enough. Apologies I couldn’t give you coords, darling.

[nomadicgunnman]

Aight. Be there in a moment.

[merimardona-indie]

[nomadicgunnman]

Sorry to hear that.

What’s up?

[merimardona-indie]

What. 

Did we meet before? 

ffuck I feel like. tried to do something maybe a couple months back and dived too far into the net to the point where I landed in another dimension or some shit. I think. Ugh hhhhghgh I can feel my brain telling me to knock off this alcohol shit. 

[nomadicgunnman]

Don't think so, but then again, I meet a lot of things before I shoot 'em.

The name's Genie. Might wanna slow your chugging if you want to keep that brain in your head. Last time I drank a shit ton, I ended up fucking a shark.

[merimardona-indie]

….??????

When did… huh… 

fffffffffffffffffffffuckdoes my head hurt 

[nomadicgunnman]

Sorry to hear that.

What's up?

[nomadicgunnman]

galgallin started following you

[nomadicgunnman]

Hot damn. I haven’t seen an alt of him before. What’s he like on your end? He looks like a cassette player banged a grandfather clock over here.

We really do, but I wouldn’t call it a problem, perse. Just pop ‘em in the head and it’s done. Though… Maybe one of our little hellspawns can do the job themself. Lemme ask them, ok?

[galgallin]

Imagine the nerdiest nerd you have ever seen in your entire life. Like, intense amounts of nerd. Whatever you’re imagining right now is probably spot on.

Hellspawns…? Interesting~! Sure thing.

[nomadicgunnman]

Incredible. Well, I suppose I'll be seeing him in a bit, eh? I tacked a note on Nomad's helmet, and one of the kids is gonna take their momma to the bar. You mind telling me the best route?