A Heart Divided

Too many fandoms, too little time...

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

My dream girl doesn’t ‘party’ or go to ‘clubs’ she catches low res videos of ghouls next to mexican highways and uploads them to youtube

[buzzfeedau]

19 New Things J.K. Rowling Taught Us About Hogwarts In 2015

[yrbff]

me every morning (by @dreambeam)

[buzzfeed]

happy monday

[daniellerussells]

*slam dunks a pumpkin* fall is life

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

[koi--strology]

ARE YOU GETTING KISSED UNDER THE MISTLETOE?

No: Cancer, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Taurus

Yes: Aries, Pisces, Capricorn, Virgo

You’re getting fucked under the mistletoe: Gemini, Scorpio, Leo, Libra

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Nineteen letters long” is 19 letters long

[mooglemain]

me: hey i feel pretty good what could go wrong

brain:

[barfpop]

[mettamorffose-deactivated201601]

ACCURATE

[stability]

she’s got my vote (Via ShaneEnochs)

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by dusanman1)

[drankinwatahmelin]

If they think I won’t crawl thru that shit they got another thing coming.

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

[ladiesof-shield]

[prowling-lights]

This pun…..oh man…..

[baconpoweredmutant]

We only have less than a month to use this pun. The rarest of puns that can no longer be used, once the year is over.

[hooyoda]

me too & ameen

[7842758406546745643087-deactiva]

Compliments for Puns

Groaning

“You shut the fuck up”

When your friends just sigh and close their eyes

A face that reminds you of “Bring Me To Light”

“Noooooooooooo”

“God damn it”

[poikaboo]

• [Long drawn out version of your name]

[therayvinswing]

•Oh my good gods •Go sit in a corner •I hate you

[kilgarymountain-deactivated2013]

[nomiers]

Hufflepuff aesthetic: sitting after a long day; pulling your blanket back on when it falls off in the night; broken cinnamon sticks; jumpers that are too big; putting on warm socks; your pet resting their head on your lap; butterfly kisses; extra creamy hot chocolate; humming in the morning;

Gryffindor aesthetic: being breathless after running; spinning fast on office chairs; untying your hair; having dirty feet; finishing big breakfast; holding hands; fire crackling; having red lips from berries; burning the tips of your fingers on hot drinks; brushing your hands through fur;

Slytherin aesthetic: making perfect paper creases; sucking on ice; rooms with high ceilings; looking up at the stars; getting up for a drink of water at night; brushing your hair behind your ears; heels clicking on polished floors; dancing home alone; driving fast; jumping high on trampolines; charcoal on fingers; blasting music on headphones; being light-headed after a sleep in;

Ravenclaw aesthetic: covering your eyes with your hair; cold wind on your face; brushed teeth; finishing a long book series; wearing extravagant clothes at home for no reason; sipping lemonade through straws; multi-tasking; hot showers; staying up late; quiet music; the taste of mint; perfectly sharpened pencils;