You can't put that on a Chocobo...

This is my blog where I shitpost. Bigots not welcome. That includes TERFS. Minors unwelcome too. I'm 36 and gay af.

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[jaceriven]

I’m sorry fucking W H A T

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[roseverdict]

this has been scheduled since last month

[archaicfirehydrants]

today

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All the days you can reblog this for the next 10 years:

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[spitblaze]

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

[dogpuppy]

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[segamascott]

[battletoads]

už se neptám :|

[swiftlark]

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

[zoestorm]

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

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just gonna leave these here

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oh and this fan art

1 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7123389]

2 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7204896]

[thickness-protection-program]

One of my dude coworkers was like "we should both quit and start an onlyfans." We??

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody

[thickness-protection-program]

Update me and him made out in the meat cooler on the clock happy pride everybody

[orcboxer]

there should be organized mma for queer fighters where they can make out just kinda whenever

[sashasparrow]

not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[fallengraywolf]

[brightlotusmoon]

[ancientson]

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

[bearsockz]

home cooked meal