'Tis my bloggity

26? Bay Area, He/They

[nomnomnaan]

If you never hear from me again consider it a blessing

[nomnomnaan]

Everyday my heart shatters in a million pieces and I have no idea how I’m supposed to put it back together. When was it even whole last

[renxiaoyao]

no 1 ever has a crush on me cause i got an abrasive personality and am a lil ugly but that’s ok cause those are my best qualities

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

[hellbabyfromhell]

*military man enters my store*

military man: i would like to use my discount.

me: okay : )

*i text my friends this image *

me: thank you have a nice day!

*the military man exits, with me never knowing he is the legendary solid snake, ignorant of his intense hardships and personal growth*

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

i’m solid ms. jackson wooooooooooooooo i have congealed

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

never meant to be a liquid guy, took some hours to solidify

[math-memes]

[brucebocchi]

[tinkywinkydesire]

[existential-celestial]

Malyen Oretsev in Ruin and Rising (Leigh Bardugo)

[nomnomnaan]

Could you imagine what it would be like? Am I wrong to?

[desertsongpdf]

[seravph]

[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[newtgeiszler]

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

[cowboy]

boss baby yaoi

[cowboy]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[depsidase]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

ART

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time