Claire Keane
Mike Driver
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todays bird
bliss lane
we're not kids anymore.
Xuebing Du
Kiana Khansmith
will byers stan first human second
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Love Begins
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The Stonewall Inn
Fai_Ryy
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
trying on a metaphor
EXPECTATIONS
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@nonagon-unchained
Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees
No bc aspens are wild. They rarely reproduce sexually, instead they send up new trunks from their roots. Theres a grove in Utah that is a single genetic individual called Pando. New research suggests it’s the oldest living thing on the planet being between 16,000 and 80,000 years old. In other words, there is a grove of trees, that is actually one tree, that has been alive longer than humans have been around to see it, and its covered in eyes.
fuck it, im just gonna get fatter and learn to kill in the night
sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.
@gazingatmydoom
i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner
How do I become a powerful it/it's user like you?
steps to pronouns:
1. kill people
2. kill people
6. and dont stop
*IN TEARS* LUCIEN U SUCK SO BAD
i’m you from tomorrow
im me from today
get a freaking room you two...
buying a big censer on a chain secondhand from an orthodox priest's estate sale so i can put my fairy in there and swing her ass around the room
oh you think it's funny to smoke weed all day in your cage and make my apartment stink while i'm at work all day. cmere. i hope you like sandalwood & being so dizzy you puke, ya little fuckin menace
terrible? no i said your behavior was THURIBLE
Apparently in China peach wood (Along with the rest of the plant) is believed to have properties that repel evil spirits, a little similar to silver in European legends or iron for both European fae and West Asian/Middle eastern Jinn. Taoists sometimes keep swords made of peach wood because of this. This made me realize something. If you took a peach wood stick, and attached studs to it of both silver and iron you'd end up with a club or staff (or mace, flail etc.) that would have the weaknesses of many kinds of supernatural creatures while still retaining effectiveness as a normal weapon (peach is a hardwood and silver's poor edge retention doesn't matter for studs). You could even keep adding new stud materials to get something ridiculous that affects over 120 catalogued folkloric monsters. Since you just need a few little studs you could even get some really expensive materials like meteoric iron (a thumb tip sized meteorite can still cost like 10-20 bucks I think). I could somewhat feasibly make a weapon that affects every monster ever thought to walk the earth, from vampires and werewolves to jinn and jiangshi and even mankind.
Club of Fuck That Supernatural Shit And Also Everything Else
This Here's my Banishin' Stick! *waves my greebled baseball bat around*
The Bedazzled Mythical Pokin' Stick: +35 vs things that Dana Scully refuses to believe in
Meme redraw with @yoomschoocs 😂✨ Saw this post and immediately thought of them <3 I drew Molly and she drew Lucien!
version without text and original meme under the cut:
this is so lynchian
this is so cute
me and the girlies losing our boundaries and coalescing after one iddly widdly bong rip
I can go.
I can speak.
I can hear.
I can see.
Who are you?
I am you.
I can jump.
I can swim.
This is fun.
I am you.
You are me.
Who are we?
Who are you?
I am Sylvia.
I am Sylvia.
I am Sylvia.
I am Sylvia.
I am Sylvia.
I am Sylvia.
You are Sylvia?
Yes that’s right.
some early morning wisdom for you all
What they dont tell you about level 5 bandits is that they dont come from any village they are born in bandit nests born suckling from the teat of the mother bandit and leave home when they reach adulthood to find a bandit leader to serve under. Why do you think you have never seen a baby bandit before if they are born in villages. They are like pigeons
dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.
You're telling me that demon's been sealed in a wizard's prison for hundreds of years?
That's unethical. We're breaking it out right now, get your coat.
I think we can all agree that the violation of the demon's rights is the chief concern here, but okay let's hear what its alleged crimes were.
So I took the list of crimes for which this demon was ostensibly imprisoned -- without formal trial, I might add -- and did the math and even if it committed every single one on the list the sentence would have been three hundred years, max. It's been six hundred years.
Well if they're going to butt into it then can the Council of Wizards please explain to me what the conditions of this "eternal" prison are, precisely?
Our prison system is abysmal (I have to encounter one that isn't) but even here, prisoners have rights. How is this demon getting access to sunlight, clean food and water, regular exercise, social enrichment, the opportunity to take remote classes, and so forth?
I am aware that outdated language on certain charters referred exclusively to "human" prisoners. That might provide a legal loophole for the Council of Wizards and League of Heroes to defend themselves if the demon decides to press charges against them later on, but that's not my concern.
Oh so the League of "Heroes" are going to stop us? Color me surprised. 🙄
Some of us haven't forgotten the ongoing discrimination lawsuits against that particular organization, or the multitude of allegations of other sorts of misconduct.
Given that the Forlorn Hills are notoriously dangerous to traverse in most seasons, and the severity of the situation obviously calls for no further delay in liberating this prisoner, we will not be waiting for approval from either of the organizations culpable in this situation before proceeding. As if that would have been reasonable to begin with!
But since there's no reason not to let them think that they've got us stymied, I have arranged for a colleague of mine to act as my representative via correspondence, and respond lengthily to any and all stalling tactics. Hopefully that will stall their own countermeasures long enough for me to destroy their wholly unethical imprisonment array.
Nothing like a brisk walk in turbulent weather to go with unleashing hell, eh?
