I FUCKING HATE SHAKESPEARE
Shitspeare has to be the worst fucking literature I have ever had the displeasure of reading in my entire fucking life. I could not give 2 shits, hell, even one singular shit on how important he was to literature or the English language. His time is up and I cannot decipher what fucking bullshit story he’s trying to convey about how the woman’s breast’s are dull with his old ass 0.95.5 Early Access update version of English for a high school assignment. Doth quoth your mother you stupid bitch. It’s so fucking bad. It’s between weirdly spelled shit or shit that hasn’t been implemented in a dictionary since before the founding of the Untied States of America. Leave me the fuck alone with your jank ass hieroglyphics. To be or not to be my ass the real question is do you ever shut the fuck up you balding cunt why don’t your court some maidens instead of shutting yourself in your fucking castle and writing about some lady’s tiddies you fucking nerd.