Famous Last Words

Red • 25 • Space Cowboy ☀️shitposting main page. Sometimes I’m sad. Sometimes I’m not... as sad. This is my main account but I have many many side blogs ✨

[slutdge]

I literally jusy log onto tumblr, display 300 mood swings then fuck off again huh

[loveridden1999]

[ozempicofficial]

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

follow me for more great posts other people made

[toxetta]

me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[goldensunset]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[redstonedust]

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars