"how do u do that stuff honestly, math witchcraft"

eleanor/elliot; 22; Melbourne, Australia; they/them

[days-e]

✨ The best nights are filled with stars ✨

[anaphcra]

summertime - my chemical romance

[yourplayersaidwhat]

My dash did a thing…

[raptorcivilization]

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone bring this up about Cats (2019), but one of the people who worked on this film was named, and I shit you not

[memesandlaughs]

[badjokesbyjeff]

A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her front pocket and thinks:

Some asshole has my pen

[kateosaurus-rex]

Change your handle Jeff

[memewhore]

[darkestelemental616]

I ACTUALLY KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS HAPPENED.

When typing up the instructions, the pharmacist or technician was probably using shorthand in the computer, which automatically translates into text a patient can understand. The shorthand for this would have originally been ‘2 pfs po q4h prn hs’, where ‘prn’ stands for ‘as needed’. And there was a typo, so ‘prn’ became ‘pr’, which stands for ‘per rectum’ (aka rectally). I’ve done this myself on accident with ‘diabetes’ (DIAB) and ‘diarrhea’ (DIA), as well as prn and pr. 

…And that was your medical jargon lesson for the day, kiddies.

[the-witch-maker-deactivated2021]

[peanutsfeelings]

[zagreus]

my only goal in life is to destroy the space-time continuum

[koth-harvest-final]

AND THEN ACT LIKE I DONT KNOW NOBODY

[zagreus]

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[hogwartzlou]

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[uss-clairvoyant]

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

[lavenderfables]

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

[fionafuartwork]

[luxarcher]

finally, the perfect finance professional

[noneuclideangrl]

so what's the deal with the comorbidity between ADHD, complex trauma, and functional gut disorders

[noneuclideangrl]

sympathetic nervous system's haunted

[noneuclideangrl]

so what's the deal with the comorbidity between ADHD, complex trauma, and functional gut disorders

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

What's gender?

[chuckecheeses]

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]