NoNose6969

In the dumpster with my wife 😍

[nonose6969]

nothing makes me want to rip my teeth out more than college textbook costs

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT 183$?????

the irony of it being a "personal financial planning" course and then completely fucking up my financial planning because the proff said it'd only gonna be 100$ (he lied)

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How was the marathon, marathon boy

2:47:23 🔥🔥

only almost passed out at mile 9

im in crippling pain now tho 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

10/10 will do it again

[nonose6969]

You’re screwed for that half marathon you have, I wish you good luck bro you’re gonna need it

trust bro im gonna place first 🔥🔥🔥

yomif kejelcha who

i'll be beating the half-marathon record instead of him 🔥🔥🔥

[nonose6969]

i decided to purchase cruisader kings 3...

bro im shitting bricks rn i dont think my computer can handle the game

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RIP my professor bro got hit by a bazooka i fear

bro hasnt graded anything since March and it's deep into April I fear 💀💀 I NEED HIM TO GRADE ALREADY OR ILL FAIL

imagine teaching an online uni class that people pay 1k dollars to take, and not even grading any of you students work

lame broo

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alr yall, I'm trying to create the worst userface for ao3, and this is what I've got so far.

We've got:

annoying ads, illegible fonts, and bright neon colors.

What else needs to be added?

lmk if anyone wants the site skin

[nonose6969]

trying to create a new ao3 homepage

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squirrseli

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brainstorming my next song

gonna be dedicated to my wife 😍😍

[nonose6969]

My dear turkey....

My wonderful wife, my wonderful companion, my heart aches for you with every step I take, and every move I make.

For dear, every moment we are apart, my heart breaks into two.

I love thou so much,

and I want to invite EVERYONE TO OUR ANNIVERSARY PARTY MARCH 29TH, 2026 YALL RSVP IF U WANNA GO!!!!

@turkeycat10

[turkeycat10]

A piece for my piece

To my piece,

You know who you are. I talk will you so often, and miss you from afar.

If thou was to summon, demons and angels alike.

I would take either just to stay by your side.

So dear piece as the evening falls, where is thou mother who always seems to call. And when you are done, dear piece may you please call me up tonight or I may perish without ease.

[nonose6969]

The perfect love poem from my wife😍😍😍

[nonose6969]

so there was this one manager that i had

who's favorite place was the walk in refrigirator right? and so I have a theory. Every 30 or so minutes bro would walk his ass over there and park his butt down in the corner. One time this one coworker said she'd walked in on him sitting in there and eating a sandwich on the floor. And so my theory is that he was secretly summoning the demons of hell and that he himself was also a demon of hell (one of the lower ranked ones tho). And so he would switch between the human world and hell anytime he wanted to avoid actually doing his job. By always volunteering to go do inventory bro was secretly summoning and gathering a demon army in the walk-in so that one day they would all storm out of their secret portal in the back corner and infultrate the rest of the world. And by taking over one small food service place, my demon-manager could overrule every single human that existed. He would start off by slowly cursing the customers food so that after they ate a certain amount, they would turn to demons as well. First he would start with the regulars. Sure, they were all senior citizens over the age of 80, but by slowly turning them to demons of hell he was sure that he could start of subtly. I mean, nobody would notice if your cranky-ass grandpa jo suddenly turned even crankier. But then one day, his plan was ruined. Somone had done the unforgivable, and mislabeled the prepped steak as THAWED STEAK!!!! It was all too much for him to handle, and so he went ahead, disbanded his demons army, and walked his ass the fuck out of the store, dissapearing into hell and to never be seen again. And this is the reason as to why older cranky people who yell at minimum-wage service workers are all secretly demons summoned by an evil-demon manager.

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yeah no so this one day i was walking down the street

by my work and i see this guy walking directly at me all crazy looking, and by crazy looking i mean legit crazy looking. He had glowing yellow neon eyes that were shining at me so brightly like those new tesla cars with extremely bright headlights. And so then I aint be able to see nothing, my eyeballs were full on fucking burining up on the inside because that happens sometimes (trust me bro). And so since I cant see shit i end up walking straight into a lamp post and falling the fuck over INTO THE STREET BRUH. and so then I was hit by the concrete truck passing by on the way to its destination. Full force he came barelling at me and then i died the end.