No-Time Toulouse

Cartoons every Tuesday and Friday, but usually most days anyway.

[nonotimetoulouse]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

[woolay]

Wii fuck

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

[woolay]

Wii shit

[xefyre]

Dude don’t say that.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

come on

[sea-of-bones]

Wii sleep. But a good night’s sleep where you actually feel rested when you wake up.

SKELETON

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

SKELETON

[flamingfoxninja]

SKELETON

[nonotimetoulouse]

high flying meat

[nonotimetoulouse]

babe no, you misunderstood

[nonotimetoulouse]

Just draw ~something~ they said

[nonotimetoulouse]

You’re not my supervisor 

[nonotimetoulouse]

we’re so proud

[nonotimetoulouse]

Same energy

[nonotimetoulouse]

Scenes from Taskmaster / I wanna be Noel Fielding when I grow up

[nonotimetoulouse]

Happy Bunny and Eggs Day

[nonotimetoulouse]

*ahem*

One could argue that Potato Head’s interchangeable features and accessories – the selling point of the toy – are fundamentally opposed to rigid binaries of gender. The very crux of Potato Head’s existence is to encourage personal aesthetic experimentation, completely disregarding the false gendered contexts of inanimate objects. Disembodied moustaches and tiny purses are strewn across the floor, the signified removed from the signifier, a Dadaist collage of images reduced to utter meaninglessness. It is a striking visual of the absurdity of cisnormativity, and the performativity and mutability of gender.

Throughout a child’s play, the hats, perma-lipsticked smiles, and bare ears are gleefully placed and replaced, the child perhaps pausing to consider the whole before resuming. By the end, we are a faced with something of a Ship of Theseus dilemma: which Potato Head is the Mr, and which is the Mrs? How can we tell which one came from which box? Furthermore, does it matter? Stripped of any defining features, the plastic ovoid is neutral. It invites the child to create the label themselves rather than relying on some inherent truth supposedly held within the Potato’s hollow interior.

The Potato Head toy is, and has always been, a postmodern playground for gender fuckery. Removing pronouns isn’t part of some liberal conspiracy, but rather an acknowledgment of Potato Head’s reality. It’s referring to Achilles and Patroclus as lovers rather than ‘very dear friends’. It’s Boston Marriages being reconsidered as romantic rather than a simple economic move. It’s not a rewriting of history or warping of facts, but an affirmation of truth.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[liartownusa]

[nonotimetoulouse]

https://imgur.com/a/o2XLpQ0

[tiktoksforlosers]

[nonotimetoulouse]

[nonotimetoulouse]

[nonotimetoulouse]

(I hereby acknowledge that her hands are mismatched)

[nonotimetoulouse]

You can do it! I believe in you!

[valtsv]

my favorite thing about humanity is that we saw multiple creatures and were like “wouldn’t it be cool if that had wings” and we were right every single time

[valtsv]

[nonotimetoulouse]

I dunno man, my winged tapir is begging to differ

[comedownsoon]

Add more wings.

[nonotimetoulouse]

I think he just needed a better attitude

[valtsv]

my favorite thing about humanity is that we saw multiple creatures and were like “wouldn’t it be cool if that had wings” and we were right every single time

[valtsv]

[nonotimetoulouse]

I dunno man, my winged tapir is begging to differ