The most boring tumblr page in existence @nonstories - Tumblr Blog

A story by Andrew, aged 22

“I’m going shopping, I need a lightbulb.”

A story by Trudy, aged 21

“I have a little podge, and I call it ‘my podge’.”

A story by Gretel, aged 19

"It fell off when I was five - it's never been the same since" A story about her toenail...

A story by Mel, aged 18

Today I counted my socks. I had 46 pairs.

A story by Scout, aged 73

"The first time I ever saw a Morrisons was in Harrogate"

A story by Alexa, aged 19

"I just snapchatted my friend"

A story by Bertha, aged 19

"I was gonna splash out and buy a banana but then I didnt"

A story by Geraldine, aged 19

"I almost bought an ice cube tray, and then I didn't"

A story by Audrey, aged 19

"You know that time that the tap was running for...well I had my hand under it for that long"

A story by Gavin, aged 19

"Look, a caterpillar! I haven't seen one in a few years!"

A story by Matilda, aged 18

"I didn't get my sausages out the freezer today"

A story by Penelope, aged 19

"I saw it was raining and didn't want to walk home without an umbrella so I bought one"

A story by Betty, aged 19

"I told Polly that she should make pasta and she said she might"

A story by Trevor, aged 18

'You know, this is the first time I've used this margarine since my Mum bought it for me on Wednesday!'

The most boring tumblr page in existence