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another side blog for yet another obsession. wolfstar is evident.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[miss-gardner]

I’ve started re-listening to the Harry Potter books at work. They’re putting me in the mood for fall, coffee, sweaters, and pumpkin bark candy. 

Finished the first book today~!

[gayeddies]

[bloodybaronn]

HP HOUSES & nature aesthetic

[dragonpotter]

imagine one day draco is brewing amortentia somewhere just because he wants to learn how to do it and then suddenly harry shows up and starts laughing like “oh my god malfoy i cannot believe you brew your own perfume you’re so lame”

[alrightevans-deactivated2015091]

i just feel like james would have found harry trying to convince snape his nickname was roonil wazlib sooooo hilarious like harry would die years later at the ripe old age of 92 and he would go to the afterlife and james would greet him with ‘alright there roonil’ and harry would just be like dad wtf. it’s been 76 years. i just died

[s-u-w-i]

Hagrid, Harry, Ron and Hermione - colored :3 

[accioknickers]

[septimusprime]

THIS IS HOW HER HAIR SHOULD HAVE LOOKED THE WHOLE TIME THOUGH

[sheepskeleton]

Teddy Lupin

[hugvvarts]

some amazing harry potter pick up lines that totally work:

i don’t need to cast accio to make you come

are we in charms class cuz you have me under your spell

you don’t need alohomora to unlock my heart

all the prophecies in the department of mysteries say i belong with you

is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

hey girl…are you a dementor because you take my breath away

damn i must have had some felix felicis, bc I think I’m about to get lucky

you don’t need lumos to turn me on

hagrid’s not the only giant at hogwarts if you know what i mean

did you survive avada kedavra cuz youre drop dead gorgeous

[paiigemahoney]

“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?”

[sideraclara]

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

“GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY.”

[lokidlaufeyson]

What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows.

[anniekendrick]

W E A S L E Y is our K I N G

[likeawildthing]

sirius black always goes for the worst puns interrupts people constantly has to have the last word (always) curses excessively when it will piss someone off (usually in french) can pull, when required, but rarely uses this skill will correct your grammar without hesitation adds ‘fuck’ to innocuous wizarding phrases sings, but only when drunk delights in saying the one thing that will make everyone uncomfortable

peter pettigrew pun-master extraordinaire will never use the same pun twice stammers more than is generally acceptable uses your first name if you are pissing him off cannot pull for shit, except when drunk excessively borrows phrases & wears them out quickly lets out long strings of curses when aggravated sings the proper melodies but always fucks up the lyrics makes up words and defends their honor to his death

remus lupin goes for the subtle joke will correct your grammar, but only in his head will sit in silence for three solid minutes until he has formed his entire thought uses the deadly calm voice if you are pissing him off cannot flirt for shit but also never tries king of passive-aggression okay throws your own lines back at you five minutes later curses excessively when when tired/ill always knows the lyrics but refuses to sing in public excellent vocabulary but not pretentious enough to use half of it

james potter makes jokes based off something someone said ten minutes ago uses filler words when trying to gather a thought king of small talk & chatters incessantly uses your surname if you are pissing him off cannot flirt and/or pull for shit can tell an excellent, if not entirely truthful, story will correct your grammar by reusing the word properly in his next sentence curses excessively when drunk cannot spell for shit hums off key in the shower when he thinks no one can hear

[yearofthesnitch]

ALL OF THESE

[likeawildthing]

i def feel like i need to do one for lily now

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

hogwarts frat boy voice: dude dude dude… leviBROsa *all the gryffindors high five*

[camwrites-deactivated20200626]

“Blue Charlie Delta Echo Potter, you were named after some wicked sick velociraptors from Jurassic World that movie is amazing”