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Donate money online:

The Red Cross has started an emergency appeal for help. To donate $5 by phone, text REDCROSS to 30333. Text FIRES to 45678 to donate $10. Both the federal and provincial governments will match donations to the Red Cross.

The Wood Buffalo Food Bank is accepting donations through PayPal on its website.

The Salvation Army is also collecting financial donations online.

Emergency shelter:

Airbnb has activated its Disaster Response Tool to help provide free shelter until May 21. Residents in nearby areas can list their properties on the website.

Those able to provide accommodations can also sign up on website YMMfire.ca.

Displaced pets:

The Fort McMurray SPCA is working to reunite displaced residents with pets they were forced to leave behind. They are accepting donations to help efforts.

The Edmonton Humane Society is preparing to accept animals left without owners, and provide temporary shelter to pets with owners who have left their homes.

Social media efforts:

Facebook group Fort Mac Fire Donations is crowdsourcing donations for items such as toiletries, socks and pillows, as needed.

On Twitter, people are offering help through hashtags such as #ymmfire and #ymmhelps

buckfutter-goddonut

Thanks for posting this! Please spread the word, so many of these evacuees have been left with nothing. I also heard that RedCross has received 12$ million to help the evacuees. A provincial fire ban has been put in place as well, so please respect this and stay safe!

fiercezucchini

Donations are up to $30 Million and it’s amazing! So many of my friends have lost their homes and I just was notified my older sister and her husband lost theirs. Every little bit helps!

gifak-net

st-pam

dumbthottticus

I got the job today!

deadintx-deactivated20160627

man im done being mentally ill like i just wanna wake up one day with a brain that isnt trying to kill me

somecleverreference

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

theload

waiting-unknown

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

envahissantecapucine-deactivate

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

warning--known--fangirl

The ultimate pun

itsmealis

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

thedinosaurprince

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

learningtoacceptchange

The pun heard ‘round the world.

slimetony

reblog this and you will hear great news

driad-deactivated20160522

Tell me you fat fuckin horse

slimetony

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

themerrycaryler

feeling sad? Here is a picture of Peter Dinklage holding his baby:

poeticsuggestion

listen, i’m soft and anxious and i’m just trying not to get hurt.

taco-bell-rey

People Tweeting About Kesha’s Court Results

alphaxalfa-blog

I’m seeing this tweet everywhere lol

video-hall-of-fame

officialinternet

HE LITERALLY WHIPPED HIS LAPTOP INTO THE DOOR I CANT

mz-jem

OMG

percyhoneybee

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

gender-euphowrya

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the tip karkat

dwasylyshen

My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming “IM A FUCKING GODDESS”

indie-idiosyncrasies-deactivate

Its true, I have been.

marauders4evr

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