Noodlebutt

Personal blog

[hydro-homies]

yeah and he wasn’t a dumbass

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[i-write-sins-not-poems]

Mum:hey -

Me, returning from a walk in the woods after still being unsuccesfull in getting abducted by the fair folk: I don’t wanna talk right now

[probably-a-velociraptor]

Ye olden days: “ we must never go in there, the fair folk may take us away from this world”

Millennials: *banging pots and pans together in the middle of a mushroom circle during a full moon on an equinox * “IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING ABUCTED ME RIGHT ABOUT NOW!”

[droewyn]

It’s not that we don’t understand the risks. It’s that we’ve seen the alternative.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

[lolfactory]

[fukthisurl-blog]

His face. I’m dead

[crimsonsag-deactivated20170812]

Is this How To Catch a Predator or Jeopardy

[mothcub]

[idleminds]

[sailormoonaddicted]

[s-ensitivus]

[sighapathy]

u cant trust people who step on flowers

[riodice-archive-blog]

If you arent at least vaguely aware of your friends digestive system issues are you even friends.

[gotouda]

men will wear the worst jeans youve ever seen and act like its okay

[brownwithafrown-deactivated2019]

[fyretrobarbie]

Hello Kitty Barbie - Japan Exclusive (1999) 

[foragecore]

having a crush is just like *thinks abt shampooing their hair*

[dickenjoyer]

Happy birthday Sailor Moon!!!

[bob-belcher]