mess™

I'm Heidi and I never know when to be quiet

[noodledeath-blog]

i guess im back ........ its been a while ....

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[emilyisobsessed]

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[fffkyu-deactivated20170603]

Bye

[mockwa]

Russian roads, only 30 sec

[vonisv]

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

[thathomestar]

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

How…wtf

[babyfairy]

i would literally pass out from road rage

[no]

me driving

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[sosplz]

[noodledeath-blog]

Person: hey how's everything going

2015 me: *obviously trying not to cry* it's going SO WELL not a single thing is wrong right now!!!!

2016 me: *wearing sunglasses indoors* my life is in shambles!!! *shoots finger guns at them*

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

[weavemama]

[internetcultleader]

tbh im not even just a double texter im a decatexter like ill impulsively send 10 seperate texts instead of fitting it all into one whos gonna try and stop me

[swarnpert]

cut my pants into pieces/this is my pair of jorts

[missmalaysia]

trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:

[rebootsociety]

LMAO

[housesonthehill]

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

I had a dream abt weed

[ughjeez-deactivated20161007]

[frankenfemme]

Remember that episode of spongebob when he got a jellyfish and they did E all night and danced to house music

[tranquil-buzz]

[ted-cruz-is-the-zodiac-killer]

Is that fucking space dandy