crystallised eyes to a neon galaxy

Lucy / 26 / she/her (aka mirrorkaoss)

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[melodeelaine]

Kingfisher and Great Egret lined up just right

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

@notsospiteful I like the way you think

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[parasitoidism]

[badmiiversepost]

“cigarets are like hamsters: they are fine, until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire. True”

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[dogpuppy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

[cheaphalloweencostume]

get their ass little man

[sahlofolina]

welcome to the style you haven't seen in a while, it's lavish twenty one pilots — clancy tour, dublin

[transgenderization]

i love this gif im posting it everywhere today

[cracklet]

Punching Him Thursday

[fruitsoftheape100]

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

[important-animal-images]

singing lessons

[rocketbirdie]

behold. my suite of hot dogs

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks

[qqchurch]

[important-cat-pics]

[rickybabyboy]

world strongest

[i-know-it-is-hard-to-believe-me]

"I am Clancy" and "I am Torchbearer" by Twenty One Pilots

feat. Clancy as the weary folk hero and Torchbearer as light that does not dim.