*Laughs nervously*

Chris|Thirty-One|STL|He/Him Pronouns|Married 4/26/25 🥰|Gay 🏳️‍🌈|ISFJ|Atheist|Libra|Sleeping|Professional Photobomber|Plant Daddy|Netflix Junkie|That estranged cousin you always hear about but never see at family gatherings|Drink Drank Drunk|Filthy Liberal|Probably crying|Bar(pre)tender|

[troublesneglectyou]

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[murderville]

Cheer up this former traffic warden.

TASKMASTER 07.05 - Lotta soup.

[xxjessabugxx]

lmao 🤣 🍏 🍎 #funny #chriscrossapplesauce #applesauce

[modogoblin]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[throwbackblr]

[theehorsepusssy]

[tall]

[eddysonline]

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

[taskmastercentral]

TASKMASTER 21.08 "I Don't Got Any"

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[lizzienoodles]

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[transmortifried]

[cindernet-explorer]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]