Midori Red

[27 | She/Her] Hello, my name is Midori. Currently, StoneMidori is just my online persona and content creation has mostly stopped. No real theme, I post whatever. My blog content may not be suitable for everyone. Message me anytime.

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[mortimermcmirestinks]

[mudkipper]

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended on4h

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[wifegideonnav]

goddamnit do i have to go get a degree from wizard academy now just to get a shitass job??

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[excitedrainbow]

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

[good-ass-posts]

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[nattousan]

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

[nattousan]

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...

[moffpup]

we're saying hi if you want in on this

[knightofleo]

Visit Norway!

[teaboot]

Take me away, soft Norwegian travel butch

[64mpg]

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

[64mpg]

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

[imaginarylands4000]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"

[velinxi]

Had the wonderful opportunity to draw the new D.Mon comic!

I’ve loved her since she was first shown in the Dva cinematic and I’m so honored to be able to draw her 8 years later! (Don’t ask me about the angsty MEKA Fanfics I used to write in high school)

Read the full comic here!

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[dogpuppy]

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[lierdumoa]