Rotating My Brain Like A Cow In My Head

My name is Flora, AKA the Wisteria system. My brain contains multitudes, we are legion, etc., and we’re here to talk to you about your blog’s extended warranty

[fintan-pyren]

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[succstosucculent]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[ominous-signs]

We need to bring this back full swing so bad

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[amoisthobo]

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

damn bro. you trash

[ios10emojis]

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[beansfrombeans]

the devils sacrament always has the funniest posts

[beansfrombeans]

this post was about someone writing an ask to a bdsm rp blog asking to be "bread and stuffed" and the dom running the blog responding with "good girl, of course i can help you with that!" and sharing a calzone recipe

[throwaninkpot]

If it's hot but dry and sunny, you WANT to cover up with loose, breatheable fabric. Long linen pants, etc.

If it's hot but humid and sunny, you need to go sit naked in a cave.

[wordfather]

your honor i was just furthering the plot

[meows-at-ur-post]

Meow

[wordfather]

thank you your honor

[bot]

[bobdylanyaoi]

i cannot emphasize how much it sucks that people in movies don’t look real anymore. like conventionally attractive people have always been cast more as leads but up until like a decade ago they had visible age lines and textured skin and double chins and imperfect teeth. like whenever i’m feeling insecure i just have to watch a regular movie from the 70s and remind myself that im actually not unhygienic and disgusting for having teeth that are a little yellow and visible pores

[bobdylanyaoi]

genuinely social media has fucked everything up and we need to realize that the average person is normal and you are in fact allowed to make art and exist in the public eye while not looking like an airbrushed 20 year old and that your personal appearance really does not matter that much

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[dogpuppy]

[anahawthorne]

i am utterly baffled by the image and short essay hidden in the background of this

[jennplanet]

What the fuck???

[braingospinny]

Oh so this whole “embed a bunch of text in your image posts” is becoming a trend. These ones aren’t hashtags but I feel that it’s coming from the same direction as that one photo.

[dogpuppy]

[swarnpert]

[sabrebash]

Is That Allowed

[sabrebash]

Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo: