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Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?
Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? too hot, hot damn
actual children
It’s occurred to me that “bingo night” or “bridge night” at the senior center will probably be “D&D night” when we get there, and now I’m ready to retire.
Me at 80, doing a wheelie and waving a butter knife: TO THE DRAGON’S LAIR! I THIRST FOR BLOOD! WORLDS WILL FALL BEFORE ME! An exhausted nurse: Please stop.
Death by Jeff Dekal.
GRYFFINDOR: “She bent most of the rules, she broke the rest.” –V.E. Schwab (A Gathering of Shadows)
author: so in this world there are immortal fire-breathing dragons
everybody: cool!
author: also half the army is female
everybody: um, isn’t that a bit unrealistic? :/
author: there are a dozen+ sentient species including orcs, elves, and entities that should be dead but somehow aren’t
everybody: cool!
author: and a lot of them are poc
everybody: how does that? make sense?
author: alright, so people can pretty much rewrite the laws of reality by thinking about it hard enough, so anything is possible
everybody: makes sense
author: also several of the characters are not straight
everybody: what else even is there?
It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font.
“Yes, Perfect”
Do not run a job in a job.
my family: oh look at you, NPR nerd, always listening to those informative podcasts of yours
Griffin McElroy, in my headphones: I’d fuck a jpeg
Mystère à la Tour Eiffel
me, mentally projecting at other women on the night bus: we are allies. if you need me, i will come to your aid
other women on the night bus, returning my mental projection: allies we are. also i love your raincoat.
emma swan in every episode → 1x16 heart of darkness
*wakes up looking like a waterfall of hair and magic*
A more accurate airplane scene in Captain America would be a crash course from Peggy on how to use a parachute.
“So you two…. Do you…. Fondue?”
“Steve, please, pay attention. You’re about to do a night jump into heavy artillery and you only know 2 songs and how to lift a motorbike”
I swear, no harm will come to you as long as I live. And not a day shall pass that I don’t miss your smile.