Dreamincolor

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[orangecitrusring]

Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you

[a-joyfuljourney]

[snauce]

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? too hot, hot damn

[jonahsimms]

actual children

[obesecamels]

It’s occurred to me that “bingo night” or “bridge night” at the senior center will probably be “D&D night” when we get there, and now I’m ready to retire.

[nookiepoweredamazon]

Me at 80, doing a wheelie and waving a butter knife: TO THE DRAGON’S LAIR! I THIRST FOR BLOOD! WORLDS WILL FALL BEFORE ME!  An exhausted nurse: Please stop.

[wwprice1]

Death by Jeff Dekal.

[harrypotterhousequotes]

GRYFFINDOR: “She bent most of the rules, she broke the rest.” –V.E. Schwab (A Gathering of Shadows)

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

author: so in this world there are immortal fire-breathing dragons

everybody: cool!

author: also half the army is female

everybody: um, isn’t that a bit unrealistic? :/

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

author: there are a dozen+ sentient species including orcs, elves, and entities that should be dead but somehow aren’t

everybody: cool!

author: and a lot of them are poc

everybody: how does that? make sense?

[9d6problems]

author: alright, so people can pretty much rewrite the laws of reality by thinking about it hard enough, so anything is possible

everybody: makes sense

author: also several of the characters are not straight

everybody: what else even is there?

[iovest]

😙

[nerdjpg]

It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font.

“Yes, Perfect”

[tenthrees]

Do not run a job in a job.

[loveaintnobillygoat]

my family: oh look at you, NPR nerd, always listening to those informative podcasts of yours

Griffin McElroy, in my headphones: I’d fuck a jpeg

[goodobservationshirley]

Mystère à la Tour Eiffel

[nookiepoweredamazon]

me, mentally projecting at other women on the night bus: we are allies. if you need me, i will come to your aid

other women on the night bus, returning my mental projection: allies we are. also i love your raincoat.

[toudouvou]

emma swan in every episode → 1x16 heart of darkness

[nookiepoweredamazon]

*wakes up looking like a waterfall of hair and magic* 

[carolavengerdanv3rs]

A more accurate airplane scene in Captain America would be a crash course from Peggy on how to use a parachute.

“So you two…. Do you…. Fondue?”

“Steve, please, pay attention. You’re about to do a night jump into heavy artillery and you only know 2 songs and how to lift a motorbike”

[pedro-reed]

I swear, no harm will come to you as long as I live. And not a day shall pass that I don’t miss your smile.