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as much as i love my beautiful aroace himbo grace, i CANNOT abandon tenna💔
i feel like i haven't been saying anything in ages, so here's an update!!
i could be doing better, and i just made a cake and it turned out crap :(
Denial is the first stage of grief
spamton is his kakashi bookmark
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Things are going so normal on AT-5.
go watch Masters of the Universe PLEASE oh my god. You don't need to have previous experience with He-Man to watch it. I didn't and I loved it. Whoever's talking shit about it online is a liar. It's funny. The action sequences are BADASS. Adam is hot as fuck. Like that man is thicker than Chris Hemsworth's Thor. He could crush your skull like a watermelon with his biceps OR his thighs. Oh my god his thighs. The skirt and loincloth. The dramatic blonde curtain bangs. The midriff showing off the thickass six-pack. Nicholas Galitzine is a BRICKSHIT HOUSE. not to mention Jared Leto finally found the one role he's good at. His voice acting is dramatic and theatrical and goofy AND intimidating and menacing and powerful. All the side characters were great. The costumes were awesome. The VFX looked beautiful. Adam was beautiful. The amount of pathetic whumpy sounds he made had my fanfic writer heart POUNDING. they made him a cringefail wet cat himbo and every second was glorious. He got to mow through a crowd of npcs like a shounen protagonist. He beat the shit out of Skeletor with his bare fists.
It's not the end-all be-all of films, and that's okay because it wasn't meant to be in the first place. It's silly and goofy and hype af. It's a lighthearted good time with some genuinely good moral reflection sprinkled in. If nothing else please just watch it for the sexual crisis He-Man himself will give you
(within the end credits there are multiple extra scenes that pay homage to the og so stick around!)
I reeaaallyyy like Skeletor
i thought we were getting skeletor in a dress for that one scene from the movie
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about to go see the backrooms movie in a few hours, im really excited!! hope it's as good as the trailer suggests!!!
oh my god
about to go see the backrooms movie in a few hours, im really excited!! hope it's as good as the trailer suggests!!!
seeing bloodymary, a crossover crackship, trending on tumblr dot com over and over again makes me feel like, fundamentally, the fandom ecosystem is healing. it's so beautiful to see.
One last bloodymary before I self destruct
make more of ur farmers strange creatures I love it sm
anyway Rain first impressions
