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🔞  the girliest of tomboys reblogs, writing, fandom idiotcy, occasional art. She/her/they/them - Calamity of Jo - 40 elderly

[nooneandeveryone]

Make sense of the chaos

hi i'm jo and this is my pinned post. I ask that you're over 18 before we hang. I'm well over 18, I don't care to share my exact age. My tumblr is a hot mess but here's where to find most things.

All art is under: jo does art

Fanfic lives at AO3 very NotSFW

Collectkin masterlist and my Collectkin tag that survived the purge. The rest is on my spicy twitter boring twitter is here.

Headcanon Materlist (mostly just collector trash right now)

general complaining is kept under the 'much more broken that I appear' tag.

Most current project is under 'everything here is soot' or check the masterlist

my ko-fi, my redbubble, my twitch

Art and Fic Requests are currently OPEN

[nooneandeveryone]

Romance still baffles me.

[ranebowstitches]

I forgot how much people don’t understand asexuality

Scrolling through all the pride month posts here and on insta and like 99% of the ace stuff is like “no sex for me! Ew sex! fuck sex! Leave me to my cake!” Etc which like… is true for SOME aces but not ALL

People are really still like “being ace means lack of want for sex” and it’s like no it’s the lack of sexual ATTRACTION which is different !! Sexual attraction does not equal libido !! You can be ace and horny !!!! (<-And that’s NOT what demisexual is either because that’s what people think that is ahhhhh)

And I know the people making the posts are coming from a good place but I get so excited to see the ace colors and then it’s like “I HATE SEX” and I’m like ugh that’s not me and that’s not RIGHT

Sigh

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[cykelops]

I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[odyver]

alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.

we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)

please rb for larger sample size!

Question 1/3

What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?

under 18, AI is a net positive

under 18, AI is a net negative

18-29, AI is a net positive

18-29, AI is a net negative

30-45, AI is a net positive

30-45, AI is a net negative

46-60, AI is a net positive

46-60, AI is a net negative

over 60, AI is a net postive

over 60, AI is a net negative

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

[odyver]

Question 2/3

How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?

Frequently (multiple times per month)

Often (multiple times per year)

Occasionally (a couple times per year)

Rarely (once every couple of years)

Never :(

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

[odyver]

Question 3/3

If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?

under 18, more inclined

under 18, less inclined

18-29, more inclined

18-29, less inclined

30-45, more inclined

30-45, less inclined

46-60, more inclined

46-60, less inclined

over 60, more inclined

over 60, less inclined

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!

🫶

[nooneandeveryone]

If you've been here for any length of time you already know about my low blood pressure. Today, I'm getting two symptoms at the same time which is... unsettling. First, the heavy feeling of blood pooling in my legs (because it is.) Second, the wave.The wave can feel nice sometimes. It feels like you're laying down on a gently rocking boat. I have a theory that what I'm feeling is my blood pumping and the weird woosh back because the veins in my legs decided contracting is illegal.

It's also making me very stupid. I know I'm coherent right now but that's only because it hasn't tripped the dyslexia yet(i.e. it kills my coping mechanisms). Then I get stupid. I'm gonna get stupid soon I can feel it. Really bad timing. Jordan is down recovering from a back thing. I hoped to take over more of the chores but I don't think that's happening.

[cineshemp]

where I end and you begin

[fucxingcuties]

[theconcealedweapon]

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[nooneandeveryone]

After years of friendship my friend @squarehammermp3 has finally given me head.

Murderbot helmet for my birthday ❤️

[nooneandeveryone]

I should add, in case it wasn't obvious, he 3d printed and painted it.

[nooneandeveryone]

After years of friendship my friend @squarehammermp3 has finally given me head.

Murderbot helmet for my birthday ❤️

[nooneandeveryone]

I used to hate rereading my own fic. Now it's just what I do before adding a new chapter to anything. I am so glad I like the majority of what I've written of the past 2 and half years. Only a couple minor cringe scenes I think about adjusting but they're like three paragraphs.

hey remember when I used to be just an artist? Me neither.

I've fucking worn down my space bar. I've had this keyboard 6 months. It has a thumb divot.

[beardedmrbean]

[thepromiscuousfinger]