No One Will Read Your Script

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WHEN THE EXEC YOU'RE MEETING HAS A FULL BAR IN THEIR OFFICE

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WHEN YOU GET FINANCING

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WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOUR WRITING FOR FREE WILL BE GREAT EXPERIENCE

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WHEN YOU FIND OUT HOW MUCH A STUDIO PAID FOR THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST REWRITE

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EVERYTHING, ALL THE TIME

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WHEN YOU SEND OUT A FIRST DRAFT FOR THE FIRST TIME

You turn to whomever's nearest and say:

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AS SOON AS YOU RAISE A DRINK TO FINISHING A DAMN GOOD SCRIPT

Your demons are like:

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WHEN YOU HAVE TO HONESTLY EXPLAIN YOUR CREATIVE PROCESS

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WHEN YOU CALLED EVERY SINGLE WINNER AT THE OSCARS

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WHEN YOU TELL YOURSELF THAT CUTTING YOUR FAVORITE SCENES FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE SCRIPT WAS NECESSARY

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WHEN YOUR ACCOUNTANT SUGGESTS YOU GO INTO REALITY BECAUSE "EVERYONE MAKES MONEY THERE"

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WHEN YOU HEAR THE ONE WORD THAT WILL GET YOU OUT OF YOUR WRITING CAVE

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WHEN YOUR PILOTS KEEP GETTING PASSED ON EVERY SEASON

It just feels like,

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WHEN YOU HEAR A BLOG IS LOOKING TO SEND SOMEONE TO COVER A FILM FESTIVAL, VIP ACCESS, ALL EXPENSES PAID

You’re just like,

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WHEN YOU'VE SPENT WEEKS ON REWRITES

And the studio's just like,

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WHEN YOUR DELIVERYMAN SCREWS UP YOUR ORDER AFTER A MONTH STRAIGHT OF DELIVERIES

You still love him so much, you’re just like:

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WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PITCH AND YOUR WRITING PARTNER THROWS OUT A CONCEPT YOU WEREN'T READY FOR

You’re just like,