Noonie K

shawty we ballin (bawlin)

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Snow falls down softly

Filling the small pavement cracks

Like cold kintsugi

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Dear Santa,

All I would like for Christmas is a crit to the head and maybe a chocolate bar if I tank it ❤️

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I am a "just tell me what aisle this item is so I can find it myself" person in a "I'll walk you to the item and stare at you" world

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I got an email today that reminded me I have a middle school era deviantart account

I will be passing away at my next inconvenience (remembering I was cringe)

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7 years??? I'm sorry???

[pukicho]

sometimes i want to ask you a question that I'd ask an 8 ball but i fear the response i would receive

I know you didn’t ask, but September 18th, 2024

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oh god oh fuck it's 2024

[pukicho]

Imagine being an ant and seeing a giant fucking Ford F-450 roll over you. Just imagine the scale.

[nooniek]

imagine being an ant

[pukicho]

sometimes i want to ask you a question that I'd ask an 8 ball but i fear the response i would receive

I know you didn’t ask, but September 18th, 2024

[nooniek]

i will be woefully underprepared for this day

[nooniek]

Reddit is basically googling the main character of the lego movie at 3 in the morning because you wanted to comment on a post but couldn't remember if his name had one t or two.

p.s. it's one

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Game: congrats, your cow won 3rd place

Me: there were only 2 cows

[nooniek]

stardew valley: showing up to the saloon holding 20 pounds of cold wet fish in your pockets to find someone and give them a gift

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American Truck Simulator is just Speeding Ticket Simulator for me

That and Accident Fines Simulator

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Me: *Deposits 50 phase lemons into Auto-Feeder*

Auto-Feeder: The 4 already well fed slimes you have in your establishment need all of these deployed stat. Right now. Watch me.

*sends every single lemon to the corral, leaving me to shake my head in disappointment*

At least the slimes stay fed?

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Since my video game posts seem to be a small kick in the world: here's Dead By Daylight (or: Noonie's take on why they suck at DBD)

(TL:DR below)

Dead By Daylight is scary as heck

I mean it is a horror game so it's intended to do that, but my GOD the heart attack sets in

I prefer to play Survivor instead of Killer, and I main Jake Park and The Executioner for both categories respectively

(I'm not good at either)

And that's okay! Sometimes I need to ask my sibling about some mechanics but I still win sometimes out of sheer luck

It just sucks when you're put in a lobby with a killer that knows how to play

Perks? I'm really bad at having a good set up of those; I pick what appeals to me and just vibe with it

Hell, my rank never gets too high (im a pip off from rank 18, which was my goal since it resets in a week)

And something I attempt to do when I'm not running for my life is greet the killer

You just do the crouch crouch and it does the thing

It works... not that often, obviously

But sometimes it does! (I do not assist the killer in finding other survivors, if they let me pass, they let me pass, if not, I'm the dumbass there)

And dont get me started on skill checks

As if I didnt already have anxiety. Having an audio cue while listening for a heartbeat SUCKS because my ear to hand coordination doesnt always work and then I die

However!

It's fun! I dont play with people I know (mostly cuz i don't have many friending people who play) so I wait 30 minutes to match up with strangers at 10:30pm and just try my best to have a good time

It's a good game when it's not glitching

Yesterday someone was unhooking me and The Trapper cut off their action by hitting them, then I was suspended 15 feet in the air.. very definitely not on the hook, but still hooked

I think I have screenshots

TL:DR

Dead By Daylight is a game! It's fun but it's scary as hell (intended)

I'm not good! It's okay! I'm also not knowledgeable about the game whatsoever so that sucks

SCREW SKILL CHECKS

The killer might let you live if you respect them

Good to play with friends or random strangers at 11 at night

And its buggy but that just makes you laugh in a stressful time! (most of the time anyways)

ALSO THE HUNTRESS' HUMMING IS SOOTHING AND IT SHOULDNT DO THAT

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I have one braincell in my head and it's just the DVD screen but the logo never hits the corner

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We build snowmen without legs so the spirits don't have a shell to inhabit

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Hi here's an opinion literally no one asked for

I played Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order without exactly knowing it existed; it was on the Xbox Game Pass and I used to be a serious fan of Star Wars until I grew out of it, so I decided to try it out

Basically I'm a serious fan of Star Wars again and SWJFO really awakened my severe interest in the lore/story of SW and actively attempting to complete a game (for once); I'm working on finishing all the achievements and this game was just so good.

I liked the plotline and after playing through a bit I could place this game in the timeline properly; really enjoyed that bit

The game was immersive and I'm aiming to get all the ponchos and things; I liked how it was customizable (orange blade ftw) and I loved BD-1 and the overall story

I liked how they could portray the trauma of Order 66 through Cal and Cere and how badly it affected them; how Cal learned to trust people again and made a best friend (BD-1 is best droid)

The abilities were cool and I did stress a bit on some puzzles (I have like two brain cells but I figured it out)

With this game you got to look into a piece of the galaxy; how they were doing during all of this stuff going on; definitely neat

The story was also shorter than I expected; I did hope to see a few more planets but I understood why they were only worried about the one quest plotline

9/10 I enjoyed it a lot