No Way, Cupid

Oh, hellll no.

[nooowaycupid]

Main Profile Photo: "Oh, you're cute!" Deeper in Profile Photos: "...for a racist." Let's cuddle under a smallpox blanket, but minus the part where I cuddle with you.

[nooowaycupid]

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[nooowaycupid]

Wanna come back to my mom's basement and see my sword collection?

[nooowaycupid]

Done! I'm staying home alone to eat chocolate in my Wonder Woman bodysuit.

[nooowaycupid]

Why a four course meal? Are there three other pitbulls you don't have in your user icon?

[nooowaycupid]

[nooowaycupid]

Your sexist joke just made up my mind about you.

[nooowaycupid]

Who wants to be a free hooker/maid!?

[nooowaycupid]

Ill advised first messages.

[nooowaycupid]

This is all from one login on Locals. #singleforlife

[nooowaycupid]

Tribute to That Guy. Our hats are off to your winning combination of rape jokes, moralizing slutshaming, vanity and desperation.

[nooowaycupid]

Locals: one week in the making. Read the captions.

[nooowaycupid]

The one where you dodge a bullet in the shape of a "Nice Guy." He wasn't ugly on the outside. The inside is another matter.

[nooowaycupid]

[solarsquared]

[renaissanceenby]

watch a man’s ego crumble to shreds in only three messages

tHIS IS OVER THE COURSE OF TEN MINUTES OH MY FUCKING GOD

[hokaegu]

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

[jovgrey]

Ten fucking minutes.

[nooowaycupid]

They grow a microgram every time a man acts like a shithead to a woman he doesn't know.

[nooowaycupid]

If your workout isn't working, shave your body hair into ab lines. If you don't have enough body hair to make that convincing, use eyeshadow.