Nooo wayyy

Ah, hey, I'm Michael. [takes puff of cigarette] If you're a conformist, don't fucking touch me. If your an emo, go fuck yourself, you poser.

[sandandglass]

True love.

[conbiniiko]

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

[smutxmemes]

Send me one of the following; for my muses reaction when your’s says [one of the following] while teasing my muses body with an ice cube.

"Don’t worry, I’ll warm you back up after."

"See? You really are hot~ The ice is melting."

"I think I’d like some refreshing juice with this ice~"

"How long can you last? Until it melts?"

"Just look~ the waters leaking out~"

"Com’on. I thought you lasted longer than that?"

"Does it turn you on?"

"You gasp so cutely~"

"Keep pulling faces like that and I’ll have to kiss you~"

"It’s to cold? Then beg~"

[nooowayyy]

[[ muns been having a shitty time recently. would anyone wanna do a self harm rp? I'll obviously tag it properly. Like it if you're interested. ]]

[ask-dat-sassyshorty]

"Get away from us you damn conformists"

South Park Goths by Ven & Sassy

[dopeybeauty]

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

This is becoming my new favorite thing

[aisenseiartblog]

'Rolemodel' (June 2013)

Thanks to Kienan Lafferty’s awesome art tutorials and brushes, I was able to enter a new stage of quality in my drawings. Now it finally has the right among of messiness, that I was always aiming for! :D

Another Kenny/Mysterion piece. alternative title: ‘The birth of a hero, where you least expect it’; ‘Sometimes the smallest things cast the biggest shadows.’

[caffeinatedghouls-deactivated20]

im literal trash

[south-park-gifs]

for you-had-me-at-hogwarts

[awkatebishop]

congrats, you are gender fluid in Marvel.

[ieerroo]

[soapyloulanie]

Damn, that’s cheap!

[south-park-gifs]

for theblessedroutine

[itscolossal]

New Impossibly Tiny Landscapes Painted on Food by Kasan Kale

[benzodiazepunk]

this is fukcing bullshit

[soapyloulanie]

Impressive but now I’m hungry …

[nooowayyy]

Send me a @ and I'll generate an au from this list and make a starter

1: Coffee Shop!AU


2: Actor!AU


3: High School!AU


4: Hitchhiker Ride!AU


5: 50’s!AU


6: Library!AU


7: (Disney movie of choice)!AU


8: Circus!AU


9: RPG!AU


10: Fantasy!AU


11:Serial Killer vs. Detective!AU


12: Not Dead!AU
 (someone else was dead but isn't)

13: Dead/Ghost!AU (someone’s dead.)


14:Military!AU


15: Mermaid!AU


16: Airplane!AU


17: Roleswap!AU

18: Mindswap!AU


19: Psycho!AU


20: Game Show!AU


21: Summer Camp!AU


22: Private Detective!AU


23: Broadway!AU


24: Ice Skating!AU


25: Modeling!AU


26: Amusement Park!AU


27: Road Trip!AU


28: Vampire!AU


29: Angels and Demons!AU


30: Daycare!AU


31: Pokemon!AU


32: Rock Band!AU


33: Marching Band!AU (because yolo)


34: Ballet!AU


35: Demigod!AU


36: Preppy and Punk!AU


37: Disneyworld Cosplayers!AU


38: Dogs!AU (idc if they’re dogs or they have dogs or w/e)


39: (Dystopian World of your Choice)!AU


40: Hogwarts!AU


41: Superhero!AU


42: Dragon!AU


43: Pirate!AU


44: Ghost Hunter!AU


45: Mafia!AU


46: Kingdom!AU


47: Crossdressing!AU


48: Assassin!AU


49: Genderbending!AU


50: Wedding!AU

[lluce-blog]

lluce.tumblr.com  Follow for indie/hippy blog! lots of love always☁☯

[stardustery-deactivated20150109]

Omg I can’t

[jacyyjace]

Alcohol showers

[jvnrjoah4i3q94ruaweoijag4-deact]

this just in: men know so little about the female body that they actually believe it would be enjoyable to masturbate with a tampon

[imprisonedcelestial]

How…how does masturbation lead to a rise in pregnancy?

[picklestpickle]

dedicated to everyone who likes banana pancakes 

[nooowayyy]

Wow. What a fucking dumbass. You can't roleplay Michael for shit, and you make him out to be what he despise-- an emo, just because you think you have the right because you're a self harming depressed bitch. If you hate yourself so much, go kill yourself. No one would mess you.

[[ …. Well then. ]]