puppy luvrs anonymous

just here for the lols

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[ceausescue]

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

[newkidsontheblocklist]

This post has found its target market

[stevehatch]

Crushing news: shrinkflation so bad the funny number has decreased from 69 to 67

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[gragam]

[valleydean]

Went to the pharmacy to buy my depression meds but I was also buying draino for my shower and the pharmacy ringing me up goes "that too?" And I said "yeah just in case the meds don't work" and she did not laugh

[delirious--mistakes]

[paige-mackenzie-memes]

[segamascott]

[chillyfeetsteak]

and then what?

[chillyfeetsteak]

hey and then what

[chilewithcarnage]

[horce-divorce]

Freezing Your Tits Off Friday

[casperscareschool]

[neilcromancer]

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory

[potholefullofsoup]

i’m joining the war on diseases on the side of the diseases

[gummywormy]

I told someone I study veterinary microbiology and he just goes “so like…. you care for really small animals….”

[alone1nmycastl3]

[toastbutteregg]

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]