five minutes till midnight

you're not wearing that, are you?

[nopecarter-blog]

i owe replies on both of my accounts but i'm not feeling good tonight so i'll do them tomorrow <3

[noahrowan]

I don’t get awkward. Shut up. I’ll have you know I actually did something, um, sexual, on the camping trip. So there.

[nopecarter-blog]

Why would I ever shut up? It's a great passion of mine to tease you. You know, jacking off doesn't count as something sexual.

[lilkaterina-blog]

That’s cute, It’s a show.

[nopecarter-blog]

What channel? I haven't really gotten into TV that much.

[rcdliips]

Of course.

[nopecarter-blog]

Why can't people keep their legs closed around here for at least five minutes?

[tylerfckk-deactivated20141001]

Oh, alright I understand that. Sorry again, I tend to zone out a lot sometimes. 

[nopecarter-blog]

It's completely fine. A lot of people tend to do that when talking to me. I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

[ryansmd]

Uh, sorry I had to leave the camping trip, guys. There’s b-been an emergency. But on the bright side, I have a new hat. As my side bitch, Justin Bieber, once said: I’m swaggie. 

[ryansmd]

[nopecarter-blog]

Please never say those words again.

[tylerfckk-deactivated20141001]

Oh sorry, I thought you were talking to me. 

[nopecarter-blog]

Yeah, I was. But I tend to not like repeating myself.

[noahrowan]

Se — what? No, no, that wasn’t… I wasn’t trying to make a, um, sex joke.

[nopecarter-blog]

You get so awkward when sex is brought up. Thank God you don't live in my house. In the words of my mother, It's a natural thing, honey, go out and get laid.

[noahrowan]

Yep. And I would have eaten you first, but then I remembered you don’t have any brains.

[nopecarter-blog]

Firstly, you can't live without a brain, smart one. And secondly, what is it with everyone being some type of sexual lately?

[caleeesta-blog]

Exactly why I don’t text my parents.

[nopecarter-blog]

I'm sort of wishing that I never gave them my number.

[stfuamira-blog]

At least, she likes to include you to make you feel more involved. I think that’s beautiful.

[nopecarter-blog]

Let's switch families since you're into all of this then.

[eloise-fitzpatrick-blog]

I’m slightly disgusted but also intrigued, what else is discussed at said meetings?

[nopecarter-blog]

Would you like me to give you my parents' number or just invite you to said meetings? Trust me, they aren't a thing you want to go to.

[fostdur]

My point is, everyone should be allowed to have sex, — even parents.

[nopecarter-blog]

When did you become the preacher for sexual intercourse?

[tylerfckk-deactivated20141001]

I’m sorry, what did you say? I kinda zoned. 

[tylerfckk-deactivated20141001]

[nopecarter-blog]

Forget about it. It was nothing important for you.

[noahrowan]

I feel like I’ve been sleeping for six years. What’s everyone up to?

[nopecarter-blog]

That's physically impossible. Unless you're dead and you came back alive. And now you're a zombie. Are you a zombie?

[rcdliips]

You know what I need? I need.. a distraction.

[nopecarter-blog]

Is that a sexual innuendo?

[lilkaterina-blog]

I’m watching Finding Carter and I wish me and my sister had Taylors & Carters relationship, but nooooo.

[nopecarter-blog]

I didn't know I was missing. And who's Taylor?