i'm bad, and that's good

❝ NOAH ROWAN; there is a shipwreck between your ribs you are a box with fragile written on it and so many people have not handled you with c a r e. ❞

[alex-calloway-deactivated201408]

[noahrowan]

[nopecarter-blog]

You get so awkward when sex is brought up. Thank God you don’t live in my house. In the words of my mother, It’s a natural thing, honey, go out and get laid.

[noahrowan]

I don't get awkward. Shut up. I'll have you know I actually did something, um, sexual, on the camping trip. So there.

[fcnsecas-blog]

Don’t tell lies, my friend. ‘Cause that’s impossible. You’d be dead if you slept six days in a row. I feel you though. I only slept, ate and got drunk on this fuckin’ camping trip.

[noahrowan]

I said I feel like it, Charls. Yeah, that's pretty much what I did. Plus getting pushed into the lake and some other stuff.

[rcdliips]

Not really, but I will be.

[noahrowan]

What's wrong?

[nopecarter-blog]

Firstly, you can’t live without a brain, smart one. And secondly, what is it with everyone being some type of sexual lately?

[noahrowan]

Se -- what? No, no, that wasn't... I wasn't trying to make a, um, sex joke.

[kingjadev]

Yeah, it’s a pretty nice day out. Think I’m gonna hit the beach, if I ever get off of my lazy ass. If the beach is your kinda’ thing, maybe you could do that. 

[noahrowan]

Oh, well, have fun. I'm not really much of a beach person, but who knows? Maybe I'll head out with my family, or something.

[nopecarter-blog]

That’s physically impossible. Unless you’re dead and you came back alive. And now you’re a zombie. Are you a zombie?

[noahrowan]

Yep. And I would have eaten you first, but then I remembered you don't have any brains.

[pathologicallydramatic]

You’re welcome to… to come over anytime, if you want.

[noahrowan]

Oh, I didn't mean to, like, invite myself over or anything, but thanks. I might have to take you up on that offer.

[pathologicallydramatic]

Just being a homebody… as per usual.

[noahrowan]

Your house is probably more interesting than mine. I don't think I'd mind staying home all the time so much if you were there.

[kingjadev]

Not much different, really. Might go to the beach, if I can stop being such a lazy shit. Kinda’ feels like a wasted day if I do nothing.

[noahrowan]

I know what you mean. I'm sick of being in bed already. I kind of want to go out and do something.

[amberpenner-deactivated20140819]

So you had to stay in bed all day? Whatever floats your boat.

[noahrowan]

Well when you put it like that, it doesn't sound as productive.

[rcdliips]

You know what I need? I need.. a distraction.

[noahrowan]

Why? Are you okay?

[amberpenner-deactivated20140819]

Wow, lazy.

[noahrowan]

Hey, that camping trip really threw off my sleeping schedule.

[amberpenner-deactivated20140819]

Noah! Oh man, where have you been?

[noahrowan]

Honestly? Laying around in bed.

[noahrowan]

I feel like I've been sleeping for six years. What's everyone up to?

[adrienmcguire-deactivated201408]

I’m making S’mores. You want any?

[noahrowan]

I, uh -- s'mores... um, yeah. Yeah.

[adrienmcguire-deactivated201408]

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Hi, there.

[noahrowan]

Um, hi.