a$$ a$$ a$$

bring your love baby, i could bring my shame bring the drugs baby, i could bring my pain

[ashtonbangme-deactivated2015081]

[ryansmd]

@charliefk: someone please kill my brother so i don't have to hear his pathetic attempts at having great sex

@rynosaur: @charliefk i'm almost at urs i had to pick my bro up from swimming first sry but now i'm on my way & at the store

@rynosaur: @charliefk so we can bang and be louder than them :)

[tylerpussys-deactivated20190503]

I don’t see how that could be classified as annoying, but whatever.

[ryansmd]

Maybe it's just your general aura. You radiate annoying. 

[choirgirlhotel]

Visit Original Link

[lilkaterina-blog]

Hannah Montana makes me want to have a double life.

[ryansmd]

Isn't Hannah Montana now dead?...      actually, yeah, be more like Hannah Montana. 

[elisedowney]

"I hate Monday’s."

[ryansmd]

Me too, and every other day. You gonna share that or what? 

[tylerpussys-deactivated20190503]

If clown fish can turn from male to female, do they just have retractable penises? What if people were like that?

[ryansmd]

Are all people in your family this annoying? 

[ryansmd]

@charliefk: @rynosaur but im naked and i dont want to put clothes on just because you come

@charliefk: @rynosaur forget that i said that i'm not naked at all and i totally have clothes on

@rynosaur: @charliefk no its ok dont put clothes on

[ryansmd]

@charliefk: @rynosaur you forgot to add that you actually just want to fuck me

@rynosaur: @charliefk this is also very true

@rynosaur: @charliefk not relevant to fucking you but i just thought i'd let u know that i'm coming over ok pce out

[ryansmd]

@charliefk: @rynosaur and i can't wait for the day when you and ryan gosling finally fuck but tbh we never get what we want

@rynosaur: @charliefk firstly, no, i can't moan out my own name, that'd be weird

@rynosaur: @charliefk secondly, we do not have the hot, fire-y, passionate sexual tension that u and amira have

@rynosaur: @charliefk thirdly and lastly, u would get too jelly seeing me fuck someone else so ........

[ryansmd]

@rynosaur: really hope i'm there when amira and charlie finally fuck

[ryansmd]

i think im gonna make a new male??? he's gonna be a geek, a prep or a wannabe (bc we dont have a male one) vote on fcs asswipes: 

kian lawley

jai brooks 

luke brooks

that's legit all i can think of rn 

idk if anyone wants a twin or a brother but if u do hmu?? cause i DIG it 

[stfuamira-blog]

Hopefully, they’ll show up and Cameron Diaz can have mind-blowing sex with you instead. Sleeping with you would mean losing a friend and starting a pointless cat fight that wouldn’t amount to anything. I’m fine with the movie but I’m not letting you stick your dick anywhere, okay? 

[ryansmd]

I wouldn't pass that up, as long as it didn't get out in the press. I don't want to ruin my relationship with Aubrey Plaza before it's even begun. Charlie's sleeping with Ash, she's over me, why does it even matter? Fine, just the movie. for now but watch out, I'm going to blow your mind with this not-date. 

[calfuck]

Everyone thinks you have a crush on Cal- I think you have a crush on Cal. Why do you think I never let her bedroom door close when you’re over? I know what you do in your spare time.

[ryansmd]

Your sister is gorgeous but she's too much like a sister for me to put a ring on it. We never needed to close the door when we were at yours, we'd just go to the car, or the shower, or the kitchen, or in your bed when you weren't' there. 

[fcnsecas-blog]

I don’t know if you noticed, but I always ran after you, idiot. When you had the fight with him, I ran after you. Last night, I was looking for you. I left him, because I had to talk to you. It’s fuckin’ you, Ryan. Everyone thinks I’ll always pick Ash… — because I said that to some when you were not here. But you being back now fuckin’ changed everything. I hate it how he is always the reason I lose the people I lo… — like. I guess I just have to stop talking to him, ‘cause otherwise I’d lose you. At the end, Ash and I always will just be friends. But wow, why do I even try? You probably don’t care anyways. 

[ryansmd]

You ran after me, then went to him. Last night, you looked for me but you still went to him when we finished talking. I don't know how to react, of course I fucking care but damn, Char, it fucking hurts, okay? It kills me. You always go back to him, you can't even argue with me about that. You want him so why are you even discussing this with me? 

[lukesebx]

I can waddle around with this towel.

Oh, really? Then hand them over.

[ryansmd]

Say the magic word. 

[calfuck]

I’m deeply offended by that statement, and I think you should apologise right now before my mom calls your mom.

[ryansmd]

But my mom thinks I have a crush on Callie so I don't know how that'd go.